In the five minutes that I have spent starring at my computer screen contemplating what to write, the only conclusion that I have come to is that writing a short paragraph about myself shouldn't require such effort. The only thing that keeps the task from being downright daunting is that the good people at okcupid have set the bar quite low with a 100 character target (a target that I have already reached and breached some four times over; well done me). I'm a pretty average person who enjoys hangng out with friends, watching movies, eating out at restaurants, reading books, and a whole load of other unremarkable activities that the vast majority of people also enjoy. I moved to Cincinnati a couple of years ago from London (I'm British), to take a position with work, which continues to keep me fairly busy.

As far as sporting interests go I used to do a lot of whitewater kayaking (although there's not too much in the way of whitewater around here), I love to ski when I get the chance, and I enjoy hacking my way around a golf course on occasion, but I'm always dubious about whether any activity during which it is perfectly acceptable drink qualifies as a proper sport.

I don't like the disaproving tone of this question

avoiding questions

what to write in all these boxes

A cross-dressing pipe-organ enthusiast, wearing one of a dazzling array of wigs that glow under UV light, while carrying a stuffed raccoon that I have affectionately named Russell.

I have trust issues

You can identify to one subtle untruth in this profile.