26 Union, NJ
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My self-summary

Photos available upon request after a few messages. We're cute, I promise.

We're a girl (23) and guy (26) looking to see where an open relationship goes. We're looking for a casual, no-strings-attached meetup. We play with other young females or couples. We will not play with minors or your mother (thanks for ruining it for everyone else, Eleanor).

Please don't message us if:
- You have 0-1 photos. Please send us at least 2-3 so we know you're not a yeti.
- You shower less than ~30 times per month (NO FEBRUARY IS NOT AN EXCEPTION, DAMMIT)
- You don't know the difference between "there", "their" and "they're"
- Your 4 mm chinstrap gets in the way of your brain cells working correctly
- Your message begins with "ayo wats ^" or any variation
- Your sex techniques are comparable to that of a dead fish
- You are disrespectful. Have respect for both of us and we won't wash your mouth out with soap.
- If you read this, please include "that's quacktastic" at any point in your message. Bonus points if you get that reference.

But seriously, SINGLE MEN please do not message us......
What I’m doing with my life
Working, swing dancing in the kitchen, and always looking for fun new experiences.
I’m really good at
Hiyoooooooooooo ;)

The first things people usually notice about me
The two heads.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Iron Chef, Chopped, Futurama, Family Guy, Modern Family, Always Sunny, Dodgeball, Billy Madison.
The six things I could never do without
Knitting needles and a motorcycle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much hair spray is needed to hold up a 50's style 'do.

(Preliminary test results: a fucking lot)
On a typical Friday night I am
Spontaneously picking something to do or trying out new restaurants. Preferably ones with flaky and delicious biscuits....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
We shower. Daily. :X
You should message me if
You're not AIDS-ridden or trying to convince yourself that you're "down to earth."