Photos available upon request after a few messages. We're cute, I promise.
We're a girl (23) and guy (26) looking to see where an open relationship goes. We're looking for a casual, no-strings-attached meetup. We play with other young females or couples. We will not play with minors or your mother (thanks for ruining it for everyone else, Eleanor).
Please don't message us if:
- You have 0-1 photos. Please send us at least 2-3 so we know you're not a yeti.
- You shower less than ~30 times per month (NO FEBRUARY IS NOT AN EXCEPTION, DAMMIT)
- You don't know the difference between "there", "their" and "they're"
- Your 4 mm chinstrap gets in the way of your brain cells working correctly
- Your message begins with "ayo wats ^" or any variation
- Your sex techniques are comparable to that of a dead fish
- You are disrespectful. Have respect for both of us and we won't wash your mouth out with soap.
- If you read this, please include "that's quacktastic" at any point in your message. Bonus points if you get that reference.
But seriously, SINGLE MEN please do not message us......
(Preliminary test results: a fucking lot)