Tinkerer, Healthcare Entrepreneur, Product Developer, Oenophile and
Tech Nerd in one Package. Eccentric, humorous, and irreverent.
Shopaholic's anonymous candidate. Occasional sociopath.
What I’m doing with my life
Entrepreneurial professional working as a product manager for a
healthcare technology firm, helping create new products & bring
them to market
I’m really good at
Fixing things, being a mediator, cooking, organizing, executing
plans, cuddling, schmoozing
Entertaining like a 50's socialite.
The first things people usually notice about me
my smile, self-confidence, outgoing nature, my seemingly no limits
sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by David Sedaris or Chelsea Handler, Ray Kurzweil
books, John Grisham
Movies: Inception, Mean Girls, 10 Things I Hate About You, The
Town, Anything with Adam Sandler, Devil Wears Prada
Food: Really anything except for airplane food... that's just
nasty... Have a huge weakness for good indian, Memphis BBQ, pizza
and a good burger.
The six things I could never do without
Assuming that the basics are covered (air, food, water, smartphone,
1. High Thread count sheets
2. A workplace that permits (and promotes) drinking during business
3. Big, bold Cabernets
4. my expense account
5. Popcicles (seriously)
6. the Wagyu meatballs at Sorellina
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The honey badger and how getting stung by all of those bees didn't
hurt. Why we can make mini breeds of dogs but not awesome animals
like elephants or giraffes.
On a typical Friday night I am
It used to involve food and alcohol, sometimes at home but more
often than not at a bar. These days it generally involves primarily
me and a bottle of wine, sometimes I invite my couch to join in on
the fun, or very occasionally my bed and a really long straw.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a child I ate a disgusting amount of Play-doh in
You should message me if
You have a pulse. If you don't, you probably should talk to someone