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mjohns1999

35 M West Hartford, CT

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sarcastic, introverted, nerdy, wise-ass type...wishing I wasn't so easily reduced to broad stereotypes but realizing that probably I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a TV Producer/journalist...I have a pretty fun job that allows me to be pretty independent and get into some pretty silly adventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing about myself and not feeling self-conscious or weird about it in any way. Obviously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses? My incredible upper-body strength? That my fly is undone? I have no idea...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Cloud Atlas, Anna Karenina, NonZero, Black Swan, I am a Strange Loop, Read Player One, Jimmy Corrigan, the Smartest Kid on Earth, Another Bullshit Night in Suck City

Movies: Adaptation, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Broadcast News, Scott Pilgrim, Man on Wire, In the Shadow of the Moon, the Muppets, Lawrence of Arabia, You Can Count on Me, No Country for Old Men, The Naked Gun

Music: Yo La Tengo, Beck, Built to Spill, The xx, Air, Broken Social Scene, Phillip Glass

Food: Mexican, Indian, Thai

TV: Mad Men, Planet Earth, 30 Rock, Daily Show, Anything with David Attenborough
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wikipedia
Public Radio podcasts
Tapatio hot sauce

...everything else I can pretty much do without...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much fun it would be if all the animals escaped from the zoo and you had to constantly be on the lookout for tigers or polar bears ready to pounce.

Not that I want to get eaten, or that I want the animals to be shot or anything...I think it e fun to have to worry about tiger attacks instead of whether or not my car needs new transmission or whatever...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either back visiting friends in NYC or plotting a way back there...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy watching the McLaughlin Group.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to. Or if you have a penny-farthing, I always wanted to try and ride one of those.