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mjohnv

25 M Newport Beach, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 24
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Libra
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
My life's goal is to be a talk show host a la Chelsea Handler or Piers Morgan, but I currently work in the retail field. I enjoy life. I love to talk. I want to learn how to surf. I live a block from the beach with three roommates. My dream guy is either Nick from 'New Girl' or Charlize Theron. Bear Flag Fish Tacos are the true way to my heart.

IG- martinjohnv
What I’m doing with my life
Retail. Netflix binge watcher. Moscow Mule drinker. I have a Kings of Leon cover band, but it's only me and I only perform in my room when my roommates aren't home.
I’m really good at
I'm good at talking to everybody in the room. I'm a good friend. I'm a good leader/party starter. I'm really good at beer pong and yelling at the TVs at dive bars during the game.
The first things people usually notice about me
My rolling eyes and hand tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I will read any memoir. Poser by Claire Dederer is a favorite, as is Portrait of an Addict as a Young Man by Bill Clegg. I just like learning about all people and their stories.

As for movies, I admit that the "movies featuring a strong willed female character" is consistently a highlight on my netflix. I also love a good documentary. About anything. I even enjoy boring ones because I at least feel like I'm learning something.

My favorite tv shows are Workaholics, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Scandal, and Orange Is The New Black. I love Chelsea Lately as well.

I have a tattoo of Amy Winehouse, so that pretty much sums up my music. Lana Del Rey, The Civil Wars, Delta Spirit, and Local Natives are other good ones.
The six things I could never do without
Oprah Winfrey Network
Netflix documentaries
Bumble and bumble hair products
H&M basic tees
My voice
Buzzfeed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I want to be Brandon Flowers when I grow up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends if I'm not working. I live in the peninsula in Newport, so the bars down there are my hot spots.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are a strong enough person to take my constant barrage of non threatening insults.