I'll stick with my opener: "I'm no player, but I have a healthy respect for the game (probably because I have all the cheat codes)."
But in all seriousness, I'm your not so average guy. I don't get jealous, I'm always loyal, and I can make people laugh. I am a man of many talents, some of which are very fun ;). Couple things my pic doesn't show is that I know have a goatee and 'stach, and they're not leaving 'til the first day of summer. I still got the Fedora hat, but I like styling my hair a little more now. In the end, I'm me, and I like it.