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mk_7

24 M Bethnal Green, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:17am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello!

So being an engineer means I'm probably not the best at 'creative' writing, but I'll give this a shot regardless. Prepare for either jokes of questionable quality or some vague rambling/ranting about something or other.
Or both... Let's go with both.

Anyway my name's Mike, and I singed up here to see how meeting up with random strangers from the internet would pan out. Turns out it's pretty fun actually!

I'm single, and despite being on here, not actually desperate to change that. If the right person came along though, then I'm all for it!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I finished my Master's at UCL last year in Mechanical Engineering, which basically means people now expect me to know how to fix their broken carburettor, when in reality I haven't the foggiest. But anyway if people want to think my typical day echoes Megan Fox à la Transformers*, then they can be my guest.

Now I currently have a job stopping large ships from floating away, because they like to cause mischief when nobody's looking. It's located in "the city", but as I don't work in finance I am hopefully immune to its effects.

So when I'm not busy doing engineer-y things I'm probably playing the piano. It's probably the biggest passion in my life, second only to ice cream, cookies and Charlie Brooker. I play mostly classical, but some covers also sneak in sometimes. Unfortunately I'm terrible at singing- I usually only do it to ward off evil spirits.
You're welcome.

*Please note: I do not endorse this movie
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mentioning Charlie Brooker in basically every section of my profile, because he's a saint.

...Charlie Brooker.

Non-photogenicity in all my photos, and making up words.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually it's something about my blond hair, or some assumption that I'm from Norway.

Or that I look younger than my age. If so, how dare you.

I'm also not easily fazed or offended by things. So if you have something weird to say, it will probably encourage me to join in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - I love reading, but unfortunately I don't have enough time to do much at the moment! I did just finish Orwell's 1984 though, which I'd probably say tops my list of favourites. Currently reading Transition by Iain Banks.

Films - I'm not a film buff, but I probably would like to if I had more time to find cool stuff to watch. Things I enjoyed recently include Man on Wire, Submarine, Howl's Moving Castle and Moon.

TV - Anything with Charlie Brooker/Simon Amstell, Lost, Game of Thrones, Flight of the Conchords, Black Mirror, Breaking Bad, Nathan Barley, Life on Mars (was rated highly, yet still feels underrated), Sherlock, Doctor Who, Misfits (at least before it turned into Skins), Adventure Time!, Attack on Titan, The Walking Dead.

Music - The Radioheads, Elbow, Wild Beasts, Perfume Genius, St. Vincent, Grizzly Bear, The xx, Sufjan Stevens, Warpaint, Grimes, PJ Harvey, Lykke Li, Beach House, Beck, Laura Marling, Blur, Nicholas Jaar, Animal Collective, etc. etc. The list goes on. Basically if it's good and requires talent to create, I will like it. Listening to Nicki Minaj will actually make my brain fall out. Also classical (Ravel, Chopin, Liszt, Beethoven, Poulenc and the like)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music (playing and listening to)
Ice cream
Cookies
Terrible, terrible puns
Charlie Brooker
London at night

Also, as an added bonus, things I could definitely do without:
'Lad' culture
Hashtags, especially on TV
Raisin cookies pretending to be chocolate-chip
People who say their names at the start of a song
Cyclists who don't stop at zebra crossings
Office parties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who the hell comes up with some of the match questions on here? Some of them are downright disturbing...

I also realised that describing people as having 'profiles' on here makes them sound like serial killers. I can't stop making that association now.

How society needs a symbol representing sarcasm for texting, so everyone will finally stop thinking I'm saying something completely stupid on purpose.

Why the first song played on Mars was from popular dross-factory Will.I.Was and *not* David Bowie's 'Life on Mars'. What kind of message are we sending to these aliens?!

Also trying to be a better feminist, because I'm not very good at it. For example: I tried reading an article about why "The Walking Dead" is sexist... ended up seeing a whole bunch of spoilers instead and had to give up. *sigh*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If last Friday was anything to go by, it involves reading the lyrics to Nicki Minaj's latest song and lamenting the state of humanity.

More realistically, I'm watching a TV series I'm really into, or doing some music practice. Party animal!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty honest and open-minded about things so people only really need to ask!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interested in meeting up in person at some point! Though I enjoy messaging back and forth quite a lot, it's a let down if there's no 'spark' in person. So I like to meet up sooner rather than later.

If I'm on chat then send me a message there too!