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24 M Bethnal Green, UK

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Yesterday – 10:02pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So being an engineer means I'm probably not the best at 'creative' writing, but I'll give this a shot regardless. Prepare for either jokes of questionable quality or some vague rambling/ranting about something or other.
Or both... Let's go with both.

Anyway my name's Mike. I think I generally give people the impression I'm an all-round decent human being, but one day they will learn the terrible truth.
I don't think I've ever got into a fight in my life though, and unless all the ice cream in the world dries up, I hope to keep that going.

I'm also pretty open-minded* about things. though nobody's perfect, obviously.

*note- this does not have to be taken euphemistically, even though most people on here use it that way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So I finished my Master's in engineering last year, which basically means people now expect me to know how to fix their broken carburettor, when in reality I haven't the foggiest. But anyway if people want to think my typical day echoes Megan Fox à la Transformers*, then they can be my guest.

The reality is that I work for an engineering consultancy for offshore contraptions and underwawter doohickeys. Sorry for the technical jargon, but I think it provides the best description.

I also play the piano for fun. Music is a passion of mine, second only to ice cream, cookies and Charlie Brooker. I play mostly classical, but some covers also sneak in sometimes. Unfortunately I'm terrible at singing- I usually only do it to ward off evil spirits.
You're welcome.

*Please note: I do not endorse this movie. Or Megan Fox.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mentioning Charlie Brooker wherever possible, because he's a saint.

Accidentally insulting people.

Non-photogenicity. Making up words.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Porn star lips. Or that I look younger than my age. If so, how dare you.

My flatmates apparently likened me to Simon Amstell when I first moved in, which is a success in my book.

Otherwise it's some assumption that I'm from Norway. I get that a lot.

I actually don't swear very much. Or actually I do, but I replace all the words with delicious things like fudge, sugar and custard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I love reading, but unfortunately I don't have enough time to do much at the moment. I did just finish Orwell's 1984 though, which I'd probably say tops my list of favourites. Currently reading Transition by Iain Banks.

Films - Recently? Man on Wire, Submarine, Howl's Moving Castle. If it's good then I'll watch it.

TV - Anything with Charlie Brooker/Simon Amstell, Lost, Game of Thrones, Flight of the Conchords, Black Mirror, Breaking Bad, Nathan Barley, Life on Mars, Sherlock, Adventure Time!, Attack on Titan, The Walking Dead.

Music - The Radioheads, Elbow, Wild Beasts, Perfume Genius, St. Vincent, Grizzly Bear, Interpol, The xx, Sufjan Stevens, Warpaint, PJ Harvey, Lykke Li, Beck, Laura Marling, Nicholas Jaar, Animal Collective, etc. etc. The list goes on.
Favourite composers are Ravel, Chopin, Rachmaninoff, Poulenc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My keyboard (of the musical variety, not the QWERTY one)
Ice cream
Terrible, terrible puns
Walking around London

Also, as an added bonus, things I could definitely do without:
'Lad' culture
Hashtags, especially on TV
Raisin cookies pretending to be chocolate-chip
People who say their own name at the start of a song
Cars/cyclists who don't stop at zebra crossings
Office parties
The patriarchy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

-Who comes up with some of the match questions on here. Some of them are downright disturbing...

-How society needs a symbol representing sarcasm for texting, so everyone will finally stop thinking I'm saying something completely stupid on purpose.

Why the first song played on Mars was from popular dross-factory Will.I.Was and *not* David Bowie's 'Life on Mars'. What kind of message are we sending to these aliens?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Analysing Kanye West/Nicki Minaj lyrics and lamenting the state of humanity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a not-so-secret penchant for sparkly things.
You should message me if
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If you're an open, honest person who isn't afraid to speak their mind. I love talking to people who have different opinions to mine.

Also if you're actually interested in meeting up in person at some point! Though I enjoy messaging back and forth quite a lot, it's a let down if there's no 'spark' in person. So I like to meet up sooner rather than later.

Note- sometimes I'm quite bad at sending a message even when I'd like to, so if you're interested then feel free to send me something :)