Ok so being an engineer means I'm probably not the best at creative writing, but I'll give this a shot regardless. Prepare for either jokes of questionable quality or some vague rambling/ranting about something or other.
Or both... Let's go with both.
Also I've heard the guys on here are pretty crazy (and not in a good way), so if you're sick and tired of that then *congratulations*! You've come to the right place!
Anyway my name's Mike, and I've just graduated from Mechanical Engineering at UCL! Hooray! This basically means people now expect me to know how to fix their broken carburettor, when in reality I haven't the foggiest. I mean sure, car engines was basically my thesis, but that's besides the point.
But anyway if people want to think my typical day echoes Megan Fox à la Transformers, then they can be my guest. (...except I'm not getting paid several thousand dollars a day to bat my eyelids at cameras. Yet.)
So when I'm not busy doing engineer-y things or batting my eyelids at cameras, I'm probably playing the piano. It's probably the biggest passion in my life, second only to ice cream, cookies and Charlie Brooker. I love playing a bunch of things- ranging from Romantic(ish) Western classical to dodgy song covers (less romantic). Unfortunately I'm terrible at singing- I usually only do it to ward off evil spirits. You're welcome.
I also love performing in public too when I can, and it's totally not just because people give me money. Cough.