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Mechanical engineer, avid piano-player, expert of unintentional
sarcasm and ice cream fanatic. Created this profile to meet new and
different people, possibly finding a relationship along the way.
What I’m doing with my life
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After completing my Masters in mechanical engineering, I moved to
East London and now work at an engineering consultancy for offshore
contraptions and underwater doo-hickeys... pardon the technical
Music is my biggest passion, followed by ice cream, cookies and
things written by Charlie Brooker. I play the piano- mostly
classical but some covers also sneak in sometimes.
I’m really good at
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Terrible, terrible puns.
Accidentally insulting people, usually with unintentional
Non-photogenicity. Making up words.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Some people think that I'm from Norway. I get that a lot.
I also have a big mouth, both literally and sometimes figuratively.
I have a tendency to blurt things out before I've fully considered
I look pretty young but I offset it by complaining about the damn
kids on my lawn.
I don't swear that much. Or actually I do, but I replace all the
words with delicious things like fudge, sugar and custard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Love reading, but don't do it enough. Recently finished Orwell's
1984, which I took on holiday in case all the sunshine and
happiness got too much.
Random recent-ish shows:
Lost, GoT, Flight of the Conchords, Black Mirror, Nathan Barley,
Life on Mars, Adventure Time!, Attack on Titan.
Some random music:
Sufjan Stevens, Animal Collective, Wild Beasts, Radiohead, Elbow,
Interpol, Perfume Genius, The xx, Grizzly Bear.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Terrible, terrible puns
London at night
Also, as an added bonus, things I could definitely do
Hashtags, especially on TV
The disappointment of realising they're only *raisin* cookies
People who say their own name at the start of a song
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How society needs a symbol representing sarcasm for texting, so
everyone will finally stop thinking I'm saying something completely
stupid on purpose.
Why the first song played on Mars was from popular dross-factory
will.i.am and *not* David Bowie's 'Life on Mars'. What kind of
message are we sending to these aliens?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out, or analysing Kanye West/Nicki Minaj lyrics and
lamenting the state of humanity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a not-so-secret penchant for sparkly things. That's all you
get on here I'm afraid.
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