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24 M London, UK

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
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Graduated from masters program
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Doesn’t have kids

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Ok so being an engineer means I'm probably not the best at creative writing, but I'll give this a shot regardless. Prepare for either jokes of questionable quality or some vague rambling/ranting about something or other.
Or both... Let's go with both.

Also I've heard the guys on here are pretty crazy (and not in a good way), so if you're sick and tired of that then *congratulations*! You've come to the right place!

Anyway my name's Mike, and I've just graduated from Mechanical Engineering at UCL! Hooray! This basically means people now expect me to know how to fix their broken carburettor, when in reality I haven't the foggiest. I mean sure, car engines was basically my thesis, but that's besides the point.
But anyway if people want to think my typical day echoes Megan Fox à la Transformers, then they can be my guest. (...except I'm not getting paid several thousand dollars a day to bat my eyelids at cameras. Yet.)

So when I'm not busy doing engineer-y things or batting my eyelids at cameras, I'm probably playing the piano. It's probably the biggest passion in my life, second only to ice cream, cookies and Charlie Brooker. I love playing a bunch of things- ranging from Romantic(ish) Western classical to dodgy song covers (less romantic). Unfortunately I'm terrible at singing- I usually only do it to ward off evil spirits. You're welcome.
I also love performing in public too when I can, and it's totally not just because people give me money. Cough.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently working at an engineering consultancy "in the city" (ugh that phrase...)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mentioning Charlie Brooker in basically every section of my profile, because he's a saint.

...Charlie Brooker.

Also making up words, and non-photogenicity.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually it's something about my blond hair, or some assumption that I'm from Norway.

Or that I look younger than my age. If so, how dare you.

Also I don't get fazed by many things. So if you have something weird to say, it will probably encourage me to join in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I love reading, but unfortunately I don't have enough time to do much at the moment! I did just finish Orwell's 1984 though, which I'd probably say tops my list of favourites. Currently reading Transition by Iain Banks.

Films - I'm not a film buff, but I probably would like to if I had more time to find cool stuff to watch. Things I enjoyed recently include Man on Wire, Submarine, Howl's Moving Castle and Moon.

TV - Anything with Charlie Brooker/Simon Amstell, Lost, Game of Thrones, Flight of the Conchords, Black Mirror, Breaking Bad, Nathan Barley, Life on Mars (was rated highly, yet still feels underrated), Sherlock, Doctor Who, Misfits (at least before it turned into Skins), Adventure Time!, Attack on Titan, The Walking Dead.

Music - The Radioheads, Elbow, Wild Beasts, Perfume Genius, St. Vincent, Grizzly Bear, The xx, Sufjan Stevens, Warpaint, Grimes, PJ Harvey, Lykke Li, Beach House, Beck, Laura Marling, Blur, Nicholas Jaar, Animal Collective, etc. etc. The list goes on. Basically if it's good and requires talent to create, I will like it. Listening to Nicki Minaj will actually make my brain fall out. Also classical (Ravel, Chopin, Liszt, Beethoven, Poulenc and the like)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music (playing and listening to)
Ice cream
Terrible, terrible puns
Charlie Brooker
London at night

Also, as an added bonus, things I could definitely do without:
'Lad' culture
Hashtags, especially on TV
Raisin cookies pretending to be chocolate-chip
Cold feet
Chart music
Cyclists who don't stop at zebra crossings for pedestrians
Office parties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who the hell comes up with some of the match questions on here? Some of them are downright disturbing...

How society needs a symbol representing sarcasm for texting, so everyone stops thinking I'm saying something completely stupid on purpose.

Why the first song played on Mars was from popular dross-factory Will.I.Was and *not* David Bowie's 'Life on Mars'. What kind of message are we sending to these aliens?!

Also trying to be a better feminist, because I'm not very good at it. Most recent example: attempted to read an article about why "The Walking Dead" is sexist... ended up seeing a whole bunch of spoilers instead and had to give up. *sigh*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty honest and open-minded about things so people only really need to ask!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you're interested in meeting up in person at some point! Though I enjoy messaging back and forth quite a lot, it's a real let down if there's no 'spark' in person. So I like to meet up sooner rather than later :)