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24 M Bethnal Green, UK

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
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Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
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Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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So being an engineer means I'm probably not the best at 'creative' writing, but I'll give this a shot regardless. Prepare for either jokes of questionable quality or some vague rambling/ranting about something or other.
Or both... Let's go with both.

Anyway my name's Mike. I think I generally give people the impression I'm an all-round decent human being, but one day they will learn the terrible truth. I don't think I've ever got into a fight in my life though, and unless all the ice cream in the world dries up, I hope to keep that going.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
*Hip-hopping over life's tall social hurdles*

So I finished my Master's in engineering, which basically means people now expect me to know how to fix their broken carburettor, when in reality I haven't the foggiest. But anyway if people want to think my typical day echoes Megan Fox à la Transformers*, then they can be my guest.

Right now I currently work at an engineering consultancy for offshore doohickeys.

Oh I also play the piano for fun. Music is a big passion for me, second only to ice cream, cookies and Charlie Brooker. I play mostly classical, but some covers also sneak in sometimes. Unfortunately I'm terrible at singing- I usually only do it to ward off evil spirits.
You're welcome.

*Please note: I do not endorse this movie. Or Megan Fox.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mentioning Charlie Brooker wherever possible, because he's a saint.

Accidentally insulting people.

Non-photogenicity. Making up words.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My flatmates apparently likened me to Simon Amstell when I first moved in, but usually it's something about my blond hair, or some assumption that I'm from Norway.

Or that I look younger than my age. If so, how dare you.

I'm also not easily fazed or offended by things. So if you have something weird to say, I'll probably join in.

I actually don't swear very much. Or actually I do, but I replace all the words with delicious things like fudge, sugar and custard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I love reading, but unfortunately I don't have enough time to do much at the moment. I did just finish Orwell's 1984 though, which I'd probably say tops my list of favourites. Currently reading Transition by Iain Banks.

Films - Recently? Man on Wire, Submarine, Howl's Moving Castle. If it's good then I'll watch it.

TV - Anything with Charlie Brooker/Simon Amstell, Lost, Game of Thrones, Flight of the Conchords, Black Mirror, Breaking Bad, Nathan Barley, Life on Mars, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Adventure Time!, Attack on Titan, The Walking Dead.

Music - The Radioheads, Elbow, Wild Beasts, Perfume Genius, St. Vincent, Grizzly Bear, Interpol, The xx, Sufjan Stevens, Warpaint, PJ Harvey, Lykke Li, Beck, Laura Marling, Nicholas Jaar, Animal Collective, etc. etc. The list goes on.
Favourite composers are Ravel, Chopin, Rachmaninoff, Poulenc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My keyboard (of the musical variety, not the QWERTY one)
Ice cream
Terrible, terrible puns
Walks around London

Also, as an added bonus, things I could definitely do without:
'Lad' culture
Hashtags, especially on TV
Raisin cookies pretending to be chocolate-chip
People who say their names at the start of a song
Cyclists who don't stop at zebra crossings
Office parties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who the heck comes up with some of the match questions on here? Some of them are downright disturbing...

How society needs a symbol representing sarcasm for texting, so everyone will finally stop thinking I'm saying something completely stupid on purpose.

Why the first song played on Mars was from popular dross-factory Will.I.Was and *not* David Bowie's 'Life on Mars'. What kind of message are we sending to these aliens?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Analysing Kanye West/Nicki Minaj lyrics and lamenting the state of humanity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a not-so-secret penchant for sparkly things.
You should message me if
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You're interested in meeting up in person at some point! Though I enjoy messaging back and forth quite a lot, it's a let down if there's no 'spark' in person. So I like to meet up sooner rather than later.