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mkbbklyn

35 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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In summer of 2012 I moved to Brooklyn from Scottsdale. I'm sure I'm looking for the same thing any new-ish person in New York would be looking for... New people to go do things with, go to museums, discover new food spots, go to shows and see what happens from there. I often find myself wandering around Prospect Park or Central Park taking photos with my iPhone. I like the challenge of using something simple and trying to make something great with it. I love stand up. Bill Hicks, George Carlin, that kind of thing. And Neil Hamburger. I almost moved to Maui, Hawaii a couple years ago but realized that's just a bad idea. I get along way better in New York than Hawaii.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing songs, making mundane things entertaining and/or funny, sitting silently and making people think I'm judging them (I am), people-watching and all sorts of awesome shit. Oh yeah, I've become really good at eating pizza since getting here.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music - Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, Pink Floyd, Velvet Underground, David Bowie, Sonic Youth, Sigur Ros/Jonsi, Beach House, Girls... Countless others.
Books - Noam Chomsky, everything by JD Salinger, Richard Dawkins, Carl Sagan, Hunter Thompson, lots of musical biographies, Burroughs... witty and critical is a must.
Movies - Breathless, Fear and Loathing, Big Time, The Big Lebowski, motherfucking David Lynch. THE ROOM!
Television - It's Always Sunny, Louie, Portlandia, Arrested Development, Mr Show, MST3K
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iPhone, Seamless, Metrocard, Xmas lights in my room, bagels, The Beatles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would be the best way to kill The Black-Eyed Peas?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating, having a drink, who knows?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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No.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like oysters. I just found out I like them. (Correction - I sometimes like them.)