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track journal mkewing04's Journal ( 12 Entries )

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Is a sinful or immoral thought just as bad as acting on that thought?
  • Yes, it's just as bad.
  • No, it's not as bad.
  • A thought can't be sinful or immoral.
  • I'm not sure.
There are NO Thought Crimes! Period.
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Would you ever ask your parent(s) for love...? |
Would you ever ask your parent(s) for love advice?
Yes
No

I'm so irritated by this question. Yes and No are not adiquate answers, what could that possibly tell you about your potential mate? Do you know anyone who has a relationship with their parents that is exactly like yours? Most siblings don't even have the same relationship with their parents. Just because my mom and I have one kind of relationship doesn't mean that we're any better or worse than anyone else. The more of these questions I answer the more the ones like this irritate me. There are a lot of questions that are really insightful but this one? Pfft.
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Philosophy |
If man was created in God's image does God poop?
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Do you prefer the feel of leather or silk? |
Do you prefer the feel of leather or silk?
Leather
Silk

See, now there really needs to be a third option. Because a silk gown with a leather corset would be deal wouldn't it? But that is not an option.

I'm irritated that my questions keep getting rejected for not having a sufficient breadth of answers when people get away with "leather" or "silk," as though there were no other options.
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Rubber Ducky, You're the One |
I /really/ enjoy writing tests. Its quite fun.

Have a look

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6621971423560950298
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Done |
Done, Done, Done!!
My Profile is 100%
...Now what?
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I'm Evil |
In the last little bit I have taken two tests that certify me as evil. Now, I understand that these tests aren't that serious but it certainly makes you think, doesn't it? How does it come about that I'm both a Cardinal and Saruman? And really, if I'm going to be evil, why not do it all the way? Why can't I be Sauron? Not only am I evil, but I'm SECOND BANANA evil! The man who was guided by greed but a slave to another creature�s will. Saruman is the pathetic bad guy. He got his power by tearing down trees and playing Frankenstein.
I am really enjoying these tests. My husband thinks I�m addicted; he�s so concerned that he made his own account � hehehe.
Have any of you seen the news about what is happening in Denver right now? Its madness. People being mauled by jaguars at the zoo, football players dropping like flies; sure, we don�t get hurricanes but I think we�re doing our part for news madness, don�t you? And then, the snow; apparently, we missed the record for days of snow on the ground by like, three days. Mean while there is still almost a foot in my front yard where its blocked from the south. Missed the record my eye.
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Tolkien Test |
First - YAY!
People have responded overwhelmingly to my test. I really couldn't be more pleased. It has been so much fun to see how many people really know their stuff!! This started as something for a class but...wow. This is so cool.


Second - Blond Moment
I had the test up for almost 48 hours with
A. No Key and...
B. I had foreign misspelled. I'm so ashamed.


Key
http://tolkieness.livejournal.com/

And, I fixed the misspelling.


Thank you all again!
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Riddle me this, my<br> |
Riddle me this, my

fellow OKCupider:

haiku. What say you?
  • My lifeblood flows in 5-7-5.
  • That's Japanese right? I like anything from Japan.
  • Whatever. It's okay.
  • Shut up. Poetry is for dorks!




So, here is the problem with this question. I think that a well read individual, oh I don't know, say, an ENGLISH major, ought to know about the basic foundations of all different kinds of poetry. That a Haiku poem is 5-7-5 goes in the same part of my brain as iambic pentameter being 10 beats. That doesn't mean that I /like/ haiku, it means that I'm an English major. If the question was �what is your preferred style of poem,� I could do something with it. But with this, not right.
The other options are unacceptable. I think it�s sick and wrong to go �I love everything from country X or Cultural group Y.� That�s madness. That�s like saying I�ll eat anything as long as its blue. Someone could dye a cyanide pill blue and you�d eat it, does that sound very bright? No, no it doesn�t.
Poetry is for �dorks,� what is this, a joke? So funny I almost hurt myself. What exactly does poetry have to do with whale boy parts? That�s insane! I do not enjoy most poetry, per se, but it�s valid and there are lots of people in the world who love poetry. To have poetry is for dorks even be an option�its offensive.

So there really is no acceptable answer. Only one is correct but it implies something about me that is simply not true. I don't know what to do.
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Mmm...Quizzy Goodness |
I wrote a TEST! Its really spiffy and I'm WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY proud of it. You should go take it, yep yep.




http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=14596393183381324125
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The Skinny

How Well We Know her

mkewing04: 1906 questions

Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries and it's fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Student
Income
$30,000-$40,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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