Hello, my love.

First, I apologize for writing you on such a public forum. This is not how I wanted to contact you, but I have no idea how to reach you. I don’t know your phone number or email address. Don’t know where you live. I’ve been many places but we’ve never run into each other. My friends thought they’d found you a couple times, but they were wrong. It wasn’t you.

I even met a few girls who wanted to be you. They acted like you, spoke like you. But it didn’t last. In the end they weren’t who I wanted them to be.

So I’m resorting to this. Hopefully, by some chance...just pure, dumb luck...you’ll stumble across me here and I’ll have found you.

I don’t have to tell you how my friends love my sense of humor. If we were a television series I’d probably be Chandler. And you could always appreciate how sensitive, and caring, and honest I am. I guess we have a lot in common there. You know I’ll always be there for you if you’re down, or just need help with some task.

I don’t need a lot of money, or a fancy car, or a big house to make me happy. I just need you. My forth wheel to even out my third wheel position with my friends who are all in relationships; a Pheobe to balance out my Chandler (ya, I know he married Monica, but I like Pheobe better). We can have a good time with our friends, or just snuggle up in a dimly lit room watching movies (yes, even chick flicks).

So anyway, as I sit here at my computer, supposedly working on service flyers, I’m thinking of you. Where are you? What are you doing? Are you looking for me? I can only hope that you will write me back, and we can meet up and discuss our future together.

Love always, MLayne

http://www.myspace.com/mulayne

Disclaimer: Profile good for one white guy. Friends and family included. Cannot be held accountable for any quirks or issues that come up later. Age good thru December 23.

Trying to be creative. I'm a graphic artist and make sales and service fliers for many of Maryland's car dealerships. I also freelance a bit and have designed a few book covers for a local author, and a few CD covers. When I move on from this job I'd still like to do something in art or advertising where I can use my creativity and wit.

And in my spare time, when motivation and inspiration strike me I like to paint.

I guess I don't go out as much as I used to. I like hanging out by the pool, playing cards/games with friends, Sunday brunches that last into dinner...pretty much anything with my friends...paint, read, watch movies.

Painting when inspiration and motivation strike me.

I like most kinds of music, both current and some classical, and I still really love the 80s.

Shows are Friends, Office, Battlestar Galactica, Fringe, Lost.

Comedians are Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg (rip).

Authors are Dean Koontz, Tolkien, Douglas Adams. I really like the Harry Potter series, and I read some sci-fi, mostly Star Wars (no, I'm not a Trekkie).

Favorite classical piece is In The Hall Of The Mountain King.

Friends, family, books, creativity, wit, ...?...

What... is your name?

What... is your quest?

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What I might paint next.

At home, relaxing, reading a book or watching a movie or tv, or with friends.

You like my profile and want to get to know me.

You're creative and would like a creative friend.

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