Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Meg.
- Dough ball
- Artist (ball...?)
(What? I like balls.)
Addendum: I've heard every ball joke you're thinking about already,
I'm in the midst of a major life transition from an overweight
person to a Rambo-ette, who seeks to don the best leathers an
apocalypse can offer - or maybe a really fancy trash bag, I'm
pretty easy to please.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've reached that funny little place in life when you throw out all
the trash, and start anew. I've been through a lot of big changes
in the last few years, including a divorce (yipes), so I'm trying
my best to use the opportunity to build the life I always wanted to
A year and a half ago, I weighed in at 300lbs. I've lost about
100lbs so far, so I still have a little ways to go, but
During the daylight hours, I'm an office vampire, administrating
things and having my soul sucked out through a straw. At other
times, I'm focusing on my whimsical aspirations with art, film,
music, and being a god damn fucking cartoon.
For a handful of years, I made my living as an artist. I'm trying
my best to move back into that direction, because how awesome is it
to MAKE shtuff for dollar bills, y'all?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...roasting chickens, doodling, singing a tune, being a mega-nerd.
Oh man, the list goes on. I am one bad ass mother fucker. Come at
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...is that I sound like a cartoon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
YES, I HAVE THEM.
Talk at me and ye shall garner.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My microphone (I like to record stuff.)
- A nice inky black pen (For scribbling.)
- My dog, Sally. (Bestest buddy ever)
- Being a rebellious young fiend (HAHA, FUCK YOU, 6.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People. The dramas fluttering through brain. Music. Things that
give me a nerdgasm. Science. Hugs (hugs make me wobbly in the
knees.) Science. God, or the lack thereof. Politics. Boners.
Quantum physics, mechanics. Neil deGrasse Tyson (what a serious
ham.) WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE???
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have no Friday night road-map, but I'm all for quiet nights, loud
nights, nerding, being with friends, going out and exploring,
hunkering down in a giant blanket cave. Dun dun dun. That's how I
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The cake is a lie. (Among other things.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You value honesty. It means something to you.
You mean what you say, and say what you mean. There's no confusion
about who you are.
You're fucked up, just like the rest of us, but you're reflective
and present enough to work your way through it.
You want to make a new friend. I'm always open to possibilities,
but I find a good friendship is the basis for all things awesome,
Or MAYBE if you want a serious partner in crime to do some kind of
awesome creative project, whether it be film, art, or youtube
stardom related, just SAYIN'.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.