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29 Scarborough, ME Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Meg.

- Dough ball
- Amazeballs
- Artist (ball...?)

(What? I like balls.)

Addendum: I've heard every ball joke you're thinking about already, 'ol chap.

I'm an INFJ if you give a damn, it's pretty spot on:

I'm in the midst of a major life transition from an overweight person to a Rambo-ette, who seeks to don the best leathers an apocalypse can offer - or maybe a really fancy trash bag, I'm pretty easy to please.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've reached that funny little place in life when you throw out all the trash, and start anew. I've been through a lot of big changes in the last few years, including a divorce (yipes), so I'm trying my best to use the opportunity to build the life I always wanted to have.

In the not so distant past, I weighed in at 300lbs. I've lost about 100lbs so far, so I still have a little ways to go, but yehawww!

During the daylight hours, I'm an office vampire, administrating things and having my soul sucked out through a straw. At other times, I'm focusing on my whimsical aspirations with art, film, music, and being a god damn fucking cartoon.

For a handful of years, I made my living as an artist. I'm trying my best to move back into that direction, because how awesome is it to MAKE shtuff for dollar bills, y'all?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...roasting chickens, doodling, singing a tune, being a mega-nerd. Oh man, the list goes on. I am one bad ass mother fucker. Come at me, bro.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out! that I sound like a cartoon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

Talk at me and ye shall garner.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My microphone (I like to record stuff.)
- A nice inky black pen (For scribbling.)
- My dog, Sally. (Bestest buddy ever)
- Being a rebellious young fiend (HAHA, FUCK YOU, 6.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People. The dramas fluttering through brain. Where you are. Music. Things that give me a nerdgasm. Science. Hugs (hugs make me wobbly in the knees.) Science. God, or the lack thereof. Politics. Boners. Quantum physics, mechanics. Neil deGrasse Tyson (what a serious ham.) WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE???
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have no Friday night road-map, but I'm all for quiet nights, loud nights, nerding, being with friends, going out and exploring, hunkering down in a giant blanket cave. Dun dun dun. That's how I roll, bumpkin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The cake is a lie. (Among other things.)
You should message me if
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You value honesty. You mean what you say, and say what you mean. It's cool if you're fucked up, like the rest of us, but much preferred if you're reflective and present enough to be working your way through it.

You want to make a new friend. I'm open to possibilities, but I find a good friendship is the basis for all things awesome, possum.