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29 Windham, ME Woman


I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 24–42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:14pm
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Meg.

- Dough ball
- Amazeballs
- Artist (ball...?)

(What? I like balls.)
((Addendum: I've heard every ball joke you're thinking about already, 'ol chap.))

*Important note, brought to you by the letter C ---
Not everyone loves a chub - even though we're way cuddlier than the average non-chub, JUS SAYIN' -- but I'm totally a chub.

I'm in the midst of a major transition from an overweight person to a Rambo-ette, who seeks to don the best leathers an apocalypse can offer - or maybe a really fancy trash bag, I'm pretty easy to please. Must prepare...!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been through a lot of big changes in the last few years - a divorce (aww snap, I said it) and losing a small person.

A year and a half ago, I weighed in at 300lbs. I've lost about 100lbs, so I still have some ways to go, but yehawwww...!

During the daylight hours, I'm an office vampire, administrating things and having my soul sucked out through a straw.

Other times, I'm focusing on my whimsical aspirations with art, film, music, and being a god damn fucking cartoon.

For a handful of years, I made my living as an artist. I'm trying my best to move back into that direction, because how awesome is it to MAKE STUFF for dollar bills, y'all?!!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...roasting chickens, doodling, singing a tune, being a mega-nerd. Oh man, the list goes on. I am one bad ass mother fucker. Come at me, bro.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out! that I sound like a cartoon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

Talk at me and ye shall garner.

I'm full of shit. I have no favorites; I just like everything. >.>
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My microphone (I like to record stuff.)
- A nice inky black pen (For scribbling.)
- My dog, Sally. The best friend I've ever made.
- Being a rebellious young fiend (HAHA, FUCK YOU, 6.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People. The dramas fluttering through brain. Music. Things that give me a nerdgasm. Science. Hugs (hugs make me wobbly in the knees.) Science. God, or the lack thereof. Politics, dependent on the season (I go hard, and then burn out. It's cyclical.) Boners. Quantum physics, mechanics. Neil deGrasse Tyson (what a serious ham.) WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE???
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights aren't always typical, but my off time is generally always spent in the same manner:

Quiet nights, loud nights, nerding.

I'm obsessed with media-action, so video games, flicks, reading, creative endeavors... that's how I roll, bumpkin.

I like to recharge my batteries in a giant blanket cave cuddle ball, but really like spending time with friends, movies, foods, museums, sunshine, dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnn.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The cake is a lie. (Among other things.)
You should message me if
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You value honesty over everything else. You mean what you say, and say what you mean. There's no confusion about who you are.

You're fucked up, just like the rest of us, but you're reflective and present enough to work your way through it.

You want to make a new friend. I'm always open to possibilities, but I find a good friendship is the basis for all things awesome, possum.