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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 9
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First thing's first I'm the realest. (Borrowed that from a close friend)

My name is Mark and I moved to Denver 2 years ago. I enjoy eating, drinking, working out, music, sports, talking and a variety of other things.

I know you ladies get bombarded on these sites so I've broken down some of my appealing qualities for you in bullet form:
-Gainfully employed
-Former and soon to be homeowner
-Recently lost 25 pounds
-Is continuing education (smart)
-Can cook (and bake)
-Good listener
-Supporter of women's rights
-Has beard
-Shaves beard off frequently for those who aren't into beards.(Currently bearded)
-Is funny (keep reading)
-Good at cuddling/hugs
-Knows the difference between "there", "their" and "they're" as well as "your" and "you're".
-Doesn't send messages that just say "sup" or "hey".
-Laid back, outgoing, spontaneous and ALL other OKC adjectives.

My sense of humor can border on the crass side and has a tendency to offend the ignorant and humorless. If you can take a joke, and are interesting and intelligent we should get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just started a new awesome financial research analyst job and I'm also in the process of starting a real estate investment company on the side with hopes that it does well so I can someday leave the rat race for good.

I also like to drink and eat so I love going to new bars and restaurants. It's so much more fun to do that with another person.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at trivia. I work in a cubicle so all I do is listen to podcasts and YouTube videos about science and history and such, soaking up useless knowledge. We could definitely go somewhere and dominate a pub quiz.

Oh yeah, and cooking. I'm dangerous with a saute pan and I make the best omelettes you've ever had.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My jacked physique, my razor sharp wit and my exquisite sense of humor...also my humility, definitely humility.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently reading Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. Occasionally chipping away at A People's History of The United States. Other than that, I'm pretty much catching up on what everyone else read in high school because my high school sucked. So recently I've read The Great Gatsby, Brave New World, Ender's Game, Slaughterhouse Five and a few other Vonnegut books (he taught at my university). My all time favorite is Hemingway (The Sun Also Rises).

Currently on the iPod: Gaslight Anthem, My Morning Jacket, Titus Andronicus, Jay-Z, The Hold Steady, Arctic Monkeys, Jack White, Bruce Springsteen, Gary Clark Jr, Kings of Leon, Wax Fang.

I enjoy all movies involving any of the following people: Martin Scorsese, Tom Hanks, Stephen Spielberg, Michael Mann, George Lucas, Terrance Malick, Hitchcock, and the Coen brothers.

TV: Daily Show, Colbert, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, American Dad, Family Guy, The Simpsons (yes, its still on). Also pretty much everything that is or has ever been on HBO.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Social/Economic Justice
Podcasts (Stuff You Should Know, You Made It Weird, This American Life, Planet Money, Hardcore History)
Debating hypothetical situations
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tangible net worth, how the gap between the ultra wealthy and everyone else is too big, fixed charge coverage ratios, football, the future, why so many people have pictures of themselves driving.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely something involving food, alcohol and doing hoodrat stuff with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've attempted to do the cup dance from Pitch Perfect.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can hold a conversation, are moderately intelligent and you think sarcasm is sexy.

You want to hear my spot on Ira Glass impersonation.

You know who Scruffy the Janitor is.