61 Victoria, British Columbia, CA
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My self-summary
Updated Aug. 4 2015
Make sure you read the second paragraph!!

NAUGHTY & KINKY SEXAHOLICS wanted!!! haha!,,,, If you're still reading, then you might be the kind of lady or girl I might find interesting as long as you can carry a good respectful conversation about anything besides politics. Many people really need to lighten up a bit. Sex is a fun thing, like kayaking, or a roller coaster ride, or rolling in grass with a dozen puppies licking your face.

If I visited your profile but didn't send you a message it's because your upper age limit doesn't include me, but if you're at all curious about me please just a simple "hey!" message will get me chatting with you. Some young ladies are offended by my age and I respect that. But I've found that a lot of young ladies really like to have mature conversations about anything.

I don't see who it is that likes me, so if thats you, then message me.

I'm a few years older than what my profile says. The less correct info linked to my pictures, the better. There are just to many scammers and ID thefts out there. What I said in the "most private" part, might not be quite accurate either hahaha!

I don't apologize for this but I think like I'm half my age, only with the wisdom of experience. I can't quite imagine ever not getting all wacked out listening to Jimi Hendrix play the star spangled banner, and I'm not even into heavy metal. Noooooo I don't smoke pot anymore, my lungs just don't like smoke in them anymore. But I love the smell and bring out the cookies ;) lol!!

I'm allergic to tobacco. Even third hand smoke gives me a super headache and can make me ill.
I have a profile on Fetlife, so even though I'm a gentleman loaded to the gills with chivalry, I'm into sex at a different level.
What I’m doing with my life
Still exploring myself and my surroundings, wanting more, but not willing to trade what I have for an alternative. Perhaps the right alternative hasn't presented itself yet. My lifestyle is somewhat unconventional and not at all mainstream.
I’m really good at
Creativity,,, yeah I know,,kind of a broad range,,,, lets just say I'm not good at bingo or watching game shows on TV ,, The clock is ticking people !!!
The first things people usually notice about me
Not quite as many fingers as they have perhaps lol!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
To me, reading books especially novels is such an incredible waste of precious time, of which we have very little. As for movies, my thoughts are pretty much the same, however, I've seen a few that I like and "One flew over the cookoos nest" stands out, as does "American Graffiti". I hate restaurants and the whole concept of it. It's plain torture to me, from the time you walk in to the time you walk out of a restaurant is no fun at all,,,I suppose if I had no choice, like I was visiting a town and all the grocery stores were closed and I thought I might pass out from hunger,,,,yeah maybe,, but to actually choose to go to a restaurant,,, ??? silly humans for thinking that it's a fun relaxing thing to do,,,,,
The six things I could never do without
Ohhhh come on,,,, I can't help but think about the truly homeless right now, especially when there is snow on the ground ,,,,get a grip people!!
OK so apart from that little rant lol! I think loosing any of my fundamental 5 senses would be disheartening and very depressing. Animals are very important, and just watching a dog do whatever, is so good. I feel very connected to them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, and helping the more unfortunate people, while others talk about it. Btw, for you prudes gasping for air,,, lighten up,,it's only sex lol!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting out on the water. Actually I live on a boat so I'm already on the water, but I mean on my kayak.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I have an unusual fetish ;)
You should message me if
- if you are young and want to chill with a way older guy
- if you want to explore a little bondage lol!
- if you're not young but think young
- if you love to laugh and have a wicked sense of humour
- if you're ok with being treated with respect and not rudeness or crudeness, well except when we're role playing that is ;) lol!