Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've tricked a bunch of people into believing that I am a chemist,
And now for lack of anything else that I want to put in this box
please enjoy these excerpts. If anyone actually takes the time to
read this I hope that you enjoy them, and for those of you don't
well then nothing that I'm doing to fill up space really has
anything to do with you.
"That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully
comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of
absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?"
-- (Terry Pratchett, Hogfather)
The only things known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy,
according to the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle. He reasoned like this:
you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there
is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must
therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said,
there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly
queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes
fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or
republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send
messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order
to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that
point, the bar closed.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Mort)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY
DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED 'LIVING'.
-- (Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spraying chip primer wedges, making paint, being clumsy and making
all of the labels.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The first things people usually notice about me are noticed
slightly before the second thing they notice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm quite fond of books, can't say I have a favorite one in
particular but there are a bunch that I enjoy. I'm on a bit of a
Terry Pratchett kick at the moment.
As for TV shows, DOCTOR WHO, the IT crowd, 30 Rock is wonderful,
Modern Family, the Office (US), South Park,Jeopardy, Wheel of
Fortune, Big Bang theory,Downton Abbey, Arrested Development,
Futurama, the Middle and It's always sunny in Philadelphia.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. my niece
3. amino acids
6. my keys, even though they try to escape me
5. safety glasses and my lab coat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
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