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34 South Milwaukee, WI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:18am
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Christianity but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know a little about everything.
I can hold a conversation.
I am the nicest gut you will ever meet, but sarcastic as hell.
I am a jack of all trades.
I will hold the door open for you.
I will buy your drinks.
I will change the oil in your car.
I am terrified of centipedes, but will still kill them.
I am a guest in my cat's house.
I have a job, car, residence.
I work early, so I've come to love a nap.
I can start several sentences with the word I.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have worked at the same company for 11 plus years.
I am a union supporter, and delegate.
I go to rallies for the good of humanity.
I am an environmentalist, but have a smoke spewing 40 year old car (but only drive it once in a while)
I drink, sometimes in excess.
I am a happy drunk, and all around awesome person.
I have 132 facebook friends, and actually talk to 30 of them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things.
Playing devils advocate.
Experimenting with facial hair.
One liners.
Quoting Seinfeld.
Singing the wrong words to a song.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear a lot of different shoes. Not two different ones at a time, but I have many pairs of shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am a sporadic reader, sometimes I read books, then I don't for a while. Usually fiction, or biographies.

Step Brothers, Uncle Buck, Pulp Fiction, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Major League, Weekend at Bernie's, Anchorman, Paranormal Activity, Fever Pitch(I can't ever turn it off).

Seinfeld, American Dad. Workaholics, Bob's Burgers, King of Queens, Top Gear (the British one), Fast and Loud, The League, How I Met Your Mother.

A little of everything musically, mostly mainstream stuff, 102.1, V100, but live music of any kind is cool.

I like good food and good drink.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chap stick, it's a weird obsession I have.
Cable TV.
Power Steering.
Tecmo Super Bowl.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What more I could be doing, writing again, why I still live in Wisconsin.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing volleyball. Signed up for what seems to be the longest season ever. But I do like playing volleyball, so it's good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I come from a broken home. Not that my parents are divorced, just that I am currently living in a fixer upper.
You should message me if
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You can get over the fact that I'm not photogenic, and you want to have a nice time with a legitimately good guy.