I can hold a conversation.
I am the nicest gut you will ever meet, but sarcastic as hell.
I am a jack of all trades.
I will hold the door open for you.
I will buy your drinks.
I will change the oil in your car.
I am terrified of centipedes, but will still kill them.
I am a guest in my cat's house.
I have a job, car, residence.
I can start several sentences with the word I.