mmar81
35 South Milwaukee, WI
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My self-summary
I know a little about everything.
I can hold a conversation.
I am the nicest gut you will ever meet, but sarcastic as hell.
I am a jack of all trades.
I will hold the door open for you.
I will buy your drinks.
I will change the oil in your car.
I am terrified of centipedes, but will still kill them.
I am a guest in my cat's house.
I have a job, car, residence.
I work early, so I've come to love a nap.
I can start several sentences with the word I.
What I’m doing with my life
I have worked at the same company for 11 plus years.
I am a union supporter, and delegate.
I go to rallies for the good of humanity.
I am an environmentalist, but have a smoke spewing 40 year old car (but only drive it once in a while)
I drink, sometimes in excess.
I am a happy drunk, and all around awesome person.
I have 132 facebook friends, and actually talk to 30 of them.
I’m really good at
Fixing things.
Playing devils advocate.
Debate.
Sarcasm.
Experimenting with facial hair.
One liners.
Pool.
Quoting Seinfeld.
Singing the wrong words to a song.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear a lot of different shoes. Not two different ones at a time, but I have many pairs of shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am a sporadic reader, sometimes I read books, then I don't for a while. Usually fiction, or biographies.

Step Brothers, Uncle Buck, Pulp Fiction, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Major League, Weekend at Bernie's, Anchorman, Paranormal Activity, Fever Pitch(I can't ever turn it off).

Seinfeld, American Dad. Workaholics, Bob's Burgers, King of Queens, Top Gear (the British one), Fast and Loud, The League, How I Met Your Mother.

A little of everything musically, mostly mainstream stuff, 102.1, V100, but live music of any kind is cool.

I like good food and good drink.
The six things I could never do without
Chap stick, it's a weird obsession I have.
Gasoline.
Cable TV.
Power Steering.
Tecmo Super Bowl.
Netflix.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What more I could be doing, writing again, why I still live in Wisconsin.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing volleyball. Signed up for what seems to be the longest season ever. But I do like playing volleyball, so it's good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I come from a broken home. Not that my parents are divorced, just that I am currently living in a fixer upper.
You should message me if
You can get over the fact that I'm not photogenic, and you want to have a nice time with a legitimately good guy.
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