I can hold a conversation.
I am the nicest gut you will ever meet, but sarcastic as hell.
I am a jack of all trades.
I will hold the door open for you.
I will buy your drinks.
I will change the oil in your car.
I am terrified of centipedes, but will still kill them.
I am a guest in my cat's house.
I have a job, car, residence.
I work early, so I've come to love a nap.
I can start several sentences with the word I.
I am a union supporter, and delegate.
I go to rallies for the good of humanity.
I am an environmentalist, but have a smoke spewing 40 year old car (but only drive it once in a while)
I drink, sometimes in excess.
I am a happy drunk, and all around awesome person.
I have 132 facebook friends, and actually talk to 30 of them.
Playing devils advocate.
Experimenting with facial hair.
Singing the wrong words to a song.
Step Brothers, Uncle Buck, Pulp Fiction, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Major League, Weekend at Bernie's, Anchorman, Paranormal Activity, Fever Pitch(I can't ever turn it off).
Seinfeld, American Dad. Workaholics, Bob's Burgers, King of Queens, Top Gear (the British one), Fast and Loud, The League, How I Met Your Mother.
A little of everything musically, mostly mainstream stuff, 102.1, V100, but live music of any kind is cool.
I like good food and good drink.
Tecmo Super Bowl.