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35 M Philadelphia, PA

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
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Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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My profile used to be all Smith's lyrics... it was funny to me but not very descriptive to visitors. But you probably just looked at the pics and mine are kind of jacked.. I'm working on getting better ones, maybe even ones without my cat in them.

I have a cat named Cow. I didn't name him, the shelter did. They seized him from an animal hoarder and then I adopted him. For some reason cats seem to get born in my backyard every now and then. I do my best to nab the kittens and get them adopted out. This probably makes me sound like a crazy cat person.. I'm not.

I want to retire young and farm oysters, preferably in Brittany. A place in Nice would be nice too.

Anybody else wish this was "BetterThanAverageCupid" rather than "OkCupid"?
What I’m doing with my life
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Working.. probably too much.

For fun I ride and race bikes. I'm also an avid city wonderer and people watcher. Usually this ends with me getting sandwich and eating somewhere like a park on on the Ben Franklin.

I race one Triathlon a year.. I used to race a lot more but I really don't understand running. If somebody came up with one that was Swim-Bike-Nap I'd be a world champion.

I nap a lot.. not really a selling point but I believe in honesty.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Riding bikes
Bad jokes
Crossword puzzles

I am not good at spelling and I photograph poorly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair is usually pretty messed up.. and I'm sort of fidgety and awkward. Also, I have amazing tan lines.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I watch a lot of documentaries. Some shows I like include the Wire and the BBC Top Gear. I watch almost no sports except bike racing.. even that I tend to read while it is on. I don't have anything against them, I just don't watch sports that much.

My music collection is very odd.. a lot of 80's hardcore, Brit-Pop, Northern Soul, Traditional/Two Tone/3rd Wave ska, punk and metal. Some how Lady Gaga snuck in there..

Food is pretty varied for me.. I brew my own beer, have made my own cheese and fermented peppers into hot sauce. I have a fear of mayo.. I won't touch it.

As for books, I don't read enough. I just finished grad school a year ago, so for three years the only reading I did was for school. Now, my job keeps me pretty busy so I haven't really had the chance to get into anything other than some short stories and essays.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat (He isn't a thing, but he is well important to me.)
My bikes
My phone

I could probably get this down to like three.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Miscellaneous get rich quick schemes. It is my dream to invent a fad diet based on chicken wings and beer that somehow makes me fantastically wealthy.
I also come up with titles to books I'll never write.
Moving to Croatia.. It's cool, you should go.
I've been told I'm ways marked as 'online'.. So I'm wondering if my phone has something to do with that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recently, not much. I tend to be more interesting on Saturday nights but there is no box for that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I may be the last person in Philadelphia that has never been to a Phillies game.

If you ever happen to be around me when a pre-1990 Madonna song comes on you will see me dance. The level of enthusiasm will depend upon location and current blood alcohol level.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You want to.

Also.. it would be cool if someone would message me to say how I compare to other people on this site as per the right column of my page.. you know "Less Adventurous", "Less Compassionate", etc.

Or you want to meet for a drink.. coffee is ok too.