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35 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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My profile used to be all Smith's lyrics. It was funny to me but not very descriptive to visitors, not that this one is.

I've been published in a few scientific journals and my Erdős number is 5.

I never wear graphic t-shirts.

I work in a weird niche of IT.. I used to do things but now I manage people who do things... I miss doing things.

I have a cat named Cow that I got from the ASPCA. He was seized from an animal hoarder in Philly so there is a chance he may have been on 'Animal Hoarders'. He acts like he is a movie star so he might have been.

Unlike my photos, which aren't very good, I'm usually smiling all the time. Everyone seems to give out their Instagram accounts on here but I'm dressed like a chippendale dancer in a few of my photos so it'll take a message or two for you to get it.

Anybody else wish this was "BetterThanAverageCupid" rather than "OkCupid"?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working.. probably too much.

Riding/racing bikes..

People watching..

I nap a lot.. this is related to the bike riding.

I just bought a house so I'm trying to figure out how to decorate it. Ideas?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Riding bikes
Bad jokes
Crossword puzzles
Being awkward
Making tacos
Eating tacos
Drinking slushees really fast without getting brain freeze

I am not good at spelling and I photograph poorly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm sort of fidgety and awkward. Other than that maybe my glasses. I often wear a bright pink belt, it almost got me killed in West Virginia (I think).

At the moment, my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For books I prefer short stories to novels when it comes to fiction. I recently got a Kindle and it has me reading a lot more. I lost the habit in when I was in Grad School because I was forced to read such boring things.

I watch a lot of documentaries. Some shows I like include the Wire and the BBC Top Gear. I watch almost no sports except bike racing.. even that I tend to read while it is on. I don't have anything against them, I just don't watch sports that much.

My music collection is very odd.. a lot of 80's hardcore, Brit-Pop, Northern Soul, Traditional/Two Tone/3rd Wave ska, punk and metal. Some how Lady Gaga snuck in there..

Food is pretty varied for me.. I'll try almost anything. I brew beer, have made cheese and ferment peppers into hot sauce. I do have a fear of mayo.. I won't touch it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat (He isn't a thing, but he is well important to me.)
My bikes (Some say I have too many.. I could use more.)
The Internet
Hot sauce

I could probably get this down to like three: cat, bikes, pens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Miscellaneous get rich quick schemes. It is my dream to invent a fad diet based on chicken wings and beer that somehow makes me fantastically wealthy.

I come up with titles to books I'll never write.

Why do people put group photos on this site? I can never tell who the profile is actually for and your friends probably don't want to be on here.

I've been told I'm ways marked as 'online'.. So I'm wondering if my phone has something to do with that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recently, not much. I tend to be more interesting on Saturday nights but there is no box for that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never had a good haircut.

I may be the last person in Philadelphia that has never been to a Phillies game.
You should message me if
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You want to... But please send more than one or two words. Also, please be in the Philly area.

I'm really bad at the message thing.. so I'd really prefer to meet up in person.

You want to meet for a drink.. coffee is ok too. Or ice cream.. in fact ice cream is probably best. Now that it is winter, how about pho or ramen?

You should also want to do things.. go to a museum, explore some abandoned piers, get lost in the Wissahickon or Pennypack Parks, the opera..