I learned my life’s philosophy from only eating muffin tops (Take the best and leave the rest). I believe that being a soundtrack compilationist is my life’s true calling, find inspiration in the most unusual places, and am nothing if not intense. Although I am a dancer I am probably one of the clumsiest people you will ever meet and rarely go a day or two without sustaining some mild to moderate injury. I have banned myself from listening to my iPod in public places because of the large numbers of incredulous looks I began receiving from strangers as a result of the fact unbeknownst to me, I often sing aloud to my favorite songs.
I love movies about neurotic endearing women, can chug a beer faster than any girl you have ever met and think that normalcy is the functional equivalent of boring. I make up words and then argue with people that they really exist (crazy birding for instance), constantly search for that next new song that I can't stop listening to, workout at the gym like no one else is there, love nigerian dwarf goats and alpacas, am terrified of chimpanzees and monkeys because they spread ebola and I arguably have a touch of hypochondria, spend too much time doing crosswords and worry about the fact that I still say “when I grow up.”