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55 M Maple Falls, WA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 42–59
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Yesterday – 9:14pm
Pacific Islander, White, Other
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly other
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OK lets get this in here: I love to laugh, play have fun and value honesty......... NO $hit. Doesn't everybody? Moron would say hes boring and a liar on a dating site, even if he was!
Hi I'm Mike and I live a good life but I don't share it with anyone. I am into and out of all kinds of stuff . If what I am doing becomes boring I move to something else. Just doing the same things year after year is not for me.(Work doesn't count) Never understood people who could : example My ex's uncle and wife have been going and showing dogs for 20 years.
Just finished up a 5 year run of brewing and wine making. Nothing new to do so I move on. Been looking at Sea Kayaks, The little plastic Costco one is not getting it anymore. I love women who are not set in one mode. I really like women I have to work at keeping up with, and I will.
I Like people and all their differences.
Heard a great line today: Winning the lottery will not change who I am, just make my bad choices gloriously epic !
Have went a visited friends in Austin and decided I really like it there. If i ever move off this mountain it will be there. Maybe even half and half. Summer is too hot there for me
When I read your profile I will need to a the least giggle once. Even better if I laugh and you weren't trying to be funny
A side note, most of my friends use Marijuana so you need to at least be tolerant of it. I don't smoke but if you do,I wont care.....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have decided to add a new goal to my life: Live in such a way that when I am gone and my granddaughters talk of my they will be telling an epic tale
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring things out, making little kids smile, fixing things,
I dont like to procrastinate. OCD isn't always a bad thing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not a wall flower
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book: Shogan
Favorite Movie: Postman
Favorite music: (Lately) Reggae
I love fresh fruits and berries and will stop and eat berries next to road
Will eat most anything but Brussels Sprouts, Lima Beans and Liver
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Toilet paper, tooth brush, coffee, sex, my car(freedom), and friends to share life with. "Things I really like having" is better title
Really you learn to live without things you think you can't. After you bury a child, everything seems inconsequential.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
It is ok to be unhappy before you eat Chocolate Ice Cream, and it is ok to be unhappy after you eat Chocolate Ice Cream, but it is impossible to be unhappy while you eat chocolate Ice Cream

Why do I always feel I am home when I get off plane in Hawaii

Why do womens pictures with funky hats always get my attention

Why people don't get that there are no jobs on a dead plant

Why does everyone think their morals and values are better than anyone else s

Never have sex with someone who doesn't want it as much as you

It is a special Man or Woman who plays tag with little children and loves it

Why are people so caught up in good spelling. There are so many more important things to care about

He who Dies with the most good-Karma wins

An unhappy woman is not a horny woman, if she isn’t happy, you won’t be happy

Always be kind to your mother, the day may come when she is the only one who will love you.

Who is going to Hawaii with me on next trip?????? god I hope "she" is not my mother.

Speed limits are boring,

Thanks-giving is our best holiday; it is about good Family and friends, sharing a great meal as one. Being grateful for what we have, everything after that is bull shit retail.

Trust your heart, it won’t lie to you. It may be misguided by others, but live and learn. If you give me your heart and I take it, I have a responsibility.

I hate Christmas Bs

How many people still think the earth is larger than the sun and have college degrees

People who think they know it all, are Morons at best

I don’t care if you are right, you’re my friend and I am on your side.

You pick your friends and not your family

Sex is way better with someone you love

I have lived the best days of my life, and the worst days of my life, the rest is fill, Ya I still miss Jordan everyday. But today I hope I always will.

Living on the edge is living, Safe is BORING

Little children are the best, then come Grandpas, pups and kittens, followed by everything else

Dancing allows you to feel free, completely!

Dreams tell you important stuff, pay attention and you will understand yourself better. Dreams make life better, Day Dreams can be entertaining as all hell, but beware of the night mares, they can hurt

Some people are so into themselves, to much to ever be good friends. They will write you off. They should be required to wear signs.

It isn’t a plumbers crack, it butt cleavage.

Toilet paper is one of the top ten inventions ever

Sex is like ice-cream, none of its bad, but some is way better than others.

Arrogance and self confidence are not the same, usually they are opposite. Arrogance isn’t becoming and self confidence is attractive to everyone.

Beautiful women and fine wine belong together, at least I like ‘em that way

Big sisters are cool

Just because you love someone doesn’t mean you can be with them, some times it wont work, doesn’t mean you still don’t love them just means it isn’t working

Falling in Love is like a friendship that catches on fire

The body can be old and the spirit still young. If you act old, then you are.

Redheads are best in wide open spaces

Being alone can really suck, sometimes, and be really great, other times.
Finding balance is the trick.

If I wake up next to you every day for a year and am happy your there, is it any less successful a relationship than if I were to wake up next to you for 40 years and take you for granted for 20 years of the 40????? Time is only important if that is all you have to judge by

Life is not measured by how long you live but how you live. Make every day count, really don’t say it do it......

Making people laugh, even if you make the joke on yourself, is great. Laughing is just a killer smile with fun hooked on.

Hobbies are great, why do people mess them up making a job out of them.
Why are farts so funny in a movie theater

Ha they asked what I think about, don’t want to know, don’t ask
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out to dance, home watching movie, packing for weekend elsewhere, doing something stupid that is going to be a great story later
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to dance with my eyes closed. I love freckles
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
It is what you think you should do.
You like "a little off kilter." NOT a Lot, though
I don't mind a little distance, I love to drive