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mmikes1

56 Maple Falls, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 44–61
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Don't like being single but also don't want to change entire life to fit into a woman's life or vise versa
What I would like in a woman is: When I see her I want to be with her, want to know her, I want to imagining myself kissing her. I know the last usually take a little more time, to love her. There needs to, at the least, be the feeling, that tells you, it is.possible. I want passion
I prefer cute over gorgeous
I might need a few months to get this retirement thingy down. But really how easy can it be.
Been thinking about finding a place in Austin half time. I love that town
I have a passport, and know how to use it
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have decided to add a new goal to my life: Live in such a way that when I am gone and my granddaughters talk of me, they will be telling an epic tale
I will eat just about anything, if its close to my mouth,its mine
Playing in Ocean or lake, spending day dripping wet is a great day
I can live on Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches if I have too
Road trips are not as much fun alone, I need someone else along. Talking to yourself on a long ride is a little wacky
I love deep snow. I play in it, I drive in it and I love how it makes the world look.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring things out, making little kids smile, getting alone with dogs and cats, fixing things
Love building things for other people. My house needs work but I will come work on yours. Retired Carpenters that still loves building things
I am pretty good at fermenting berries, fruits and grains. Add honey to the list as well
I don't like to procrastinate.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me when we meet
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book: Shogan
Favorite Movie: Postman
Favorite music: (Lately) Reggae
I love fresh fruits and berries and will stop and eat berries next to road
Will eat most anything except: Brussels sprouts, Lima beans and liver
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Heart beat and breath
Really you learn to live without things you think you can't. After you bury your son, everything seems inconsequential.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do these pants make me look like I have an ass

How is it I am 56 already, still feel like 30, except the bad knee

Why I am such a pushover for little kids

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, its about being with friends and family sharing a great meal

When I will go back to Hawaii, which island and which zipline

Why is spelling a deal breaker for anyone?

Is there anyone in the world who doesn't like hiking?

It isn’t a plumbers crack, it butt cleavage

Toilet paper is one of the top ten inventions ever

Making people laugh, even if you make the joke on yourself, is great. Laughing is just a killer smile with fun hooked on.

Why do people define themselves by one thing they like to do?

Was throwing away my alarm clock a good idea?

If god is so powerful and loves everyone why doesn't she just put an end to all the Bull shit
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love freckles and if we spark, nothing above this line will really matter to me
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
It is what you think you should do.
You like "a little off kilter." NOT a Lot, though or
You are "a little off kilter" yourself
I don't mind a little distance, I love to drive
It would be nice if you don't mind being naked on beach on Maui (everyone else will be)