Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
It is ok to be unhappy before you eat Chocolate Ice Cream, and it
is ok to be unhappy after you eat Chocolate Ice Cream, but it is
impossible to be unhappy while you eat chocolate Ice Cream
Why do I always feel I am home when I get off plane in Hawaii
Why do womens pictures with funky hats always get my
Why people don't get that there are no jobs on a dead plant
Why does everyone think their morals and values are better than
anyone else s
Never have sex with someone who doesn't want it as much as
It is a special Man or Woman who plays tag with little children and
Why are people so caught up in good spelling. There are so many
more important things to care about
He who Dies with the most good-Karma wins
An unhappy woman is not a horny woman, if she isn’t happy, you
won’t be happy
Always be kind to your mother, the day may come when she is the
only one who will love you.
Who is going to Hawaii with me on next trip?????? god I hope "she"
is not my mother.
Speed limits are boring,
Thanks-giving is our best holiday; it is about good Family and
friends, sharing a great meal as one. Being grateful for what we
have, everything after that is bull shit retail.
Trust your heart, it won’t lie to you. It may be misguided by
others, but live and learn. If you give me your heart and I take
it, I have a responsibility.
I hate Christmas Bs
How many people still think the earth is larger than the sun and
have college degrees
People who think they know it all, are Morons at best
I don’t care if you are right, you’re my friend and I am on your
You pick your friends and not your family
Sex is way better with someone you love
I have lived the best days of my life, and the worst days of my
life, the rest is fill, Ya I still miss Jordan everyday. But today
I hope I always will.
Living on the edge is living, Safe is BORING
Little children are the best, then come Grandpas, pups and kittens,
followed by everything else
Dancing allows you to feel free, completely!
Dreams tell you important stuff, pay attention and you will
understand yourself better. Dreams make life better, Day Dreams can
be entertaining as all hell, but beware of the night mares, they
Some people are so into themselves, to much to ever be good
friends. They will write you off. They should be required to wear
It isn’t a plumbers crack, it butt cleavage.
Toilet paper is one of the top ten inventions ever
Sex is like ice-cream, none of its bad, but some is way better than
Arrogance and self confidence are not the same, usually they are
opposite. Arrogance isn’t becoming and self confidence is
attractive to everyone.
Beautiful women and fine wine belong together, at least I like ‘em
Big sisters are cool
Just because you love someone doesn’t mean you can be with them,
some times it wont work, doesn’t mean you still don’t love them
just means it isn’t working
Falling in Love is like a friendship that catches on fire
The body can be old and the spirit still young. If you act old,
then you are.
Redheads are best in wide open spaces
Being alone can really suck, sometimes, and be really great, other
Finding balance is the trick.
If I wake up next to you every day for a year and am happy your
there, is it any less successful a relationship than if I were to
wake up next to you for 40 years and take you for granted for 20
years of the 40????? Time is only important if that is all you have
to judge by
Life is not measured by how long you live but how you live. Make
every day count, really don’t say it do it......
Making people laugh, even if you make the joke on yourself, is
great. Laughing is just a killer smile with fun hooked on.
Hobbies are great, why do people mess them up making a job out of
Why are farts so funny in a movie theater
Ha they asked what I think about, don’t want to know, don’t ask