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mmmargarettt

29 Portland, OR Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dick and fart jokes will always be funny.

I'm pretty good at fixing stuff.

I can pick up heavy things.

I fucking hate camping.

I'm originally from Vermont.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cats. Pizza. Not drinking. Being a hermit. Buying weird shit at thrift stores.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating. Cat related things. Making horribly inappropriate jokes/laughing really loudly at other people's jokes. Being stronger than all my male coworkers. Sneaking up on and scaring the shit out of people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I get a lot of "wow I like your hair", so I'm gonna go ahead and assume my glorious mane is what people notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Irvine Welsh and Ray Bradbury will always be my go-to authors
- The Walking Dead, Cops, Law and Order SVU and Lockup
- My music tastes change with my mood. Recently: lots of Kid Cudi.
- I like food (obviously)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat
My glasses
Caffeine
The Internet
Makeup
Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Making sure my eyebrows are A+ at all times.
Pizza
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a hermit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was born with a tail and my parents had it bronzed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm not here to hook up all willy-nilly, so if you're looking for a "date" RIGHT THIS SECOND, I'm not the gal for you.