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mmmargarettt

29 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Aug 17
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dick and fart jokes will always be funny.

I'm pretty good at fixing things.

99% of what comes out of me is sarcasm.

I can pick up heavy things.

I fucking hate camping.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cats. Pizza. Not drinking. Being a hermit. Buying weird shit at thrift stores and reselling it. Or hoarding it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating. Cat related things. Smoking and making horribly inappropriate jokes. Being stronger than all my male coworkers. Sneaking up on and scaring the shit out of people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I get a fair amount of compliments on my wardrobe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Irvine Welsh and Ray Bradbury will always be my go-to authors
- The Walking Dead, Cops, Law and Order SVU and Lockup
- My music tastes change with my mood. Recently: lots of Smashing Pumpkins.
- I like food (obviously)
- If you haven't seen Cemetery Man, please do.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat
My glasses
Caffeine
The Internet
Makeup
Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Making sure my eyebrows are A+ at all times.
Pizza
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a hermit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was born with a tail and my parents had it bronzed.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't a creep.