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mmmgrldchz
27 / M / straight / Single
Seattle, Washington
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 2" (1.87m).
- Body Type
- Jacked
- Looking For
- New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Libra but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on space camp
- Job
- Science / Tech / Engineering
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am the very model, of a modern, and major general.
My Self-Summary
I live a modest life. I am pretty shy, so I think. Drink a lot of
coffee. Love a good movie. And I adore unicorns. I collect H.P. Lovecraft
paperbacks. I love the grocery store. I can cook, but I don't do it
often enough. The water scares me, but I love the ocean. Lobsters
in the tank make me very, very sad. I am the master of
Hungry
Hungry Hippos. I speak French very poorly. I like watching
sports, but I am not much of a jock. I love dive's and diners. I swear I
can eat my own weight in fresh fruit. I like animals, but I cannot
say that I am crazy about them. When I was 6 I set all the crickets
in a pet store loose because I didn't want them to be eaten. I am
fascinated by jail and prison architecture. I have actually been
fortunate enough to meet 2 of the 4 people on my "before I die"
list. I long to make a suit of armor out of cardboard. I am
Yugoslavian, and would love to know more about what that means. I
want to go to Russia and ride the entirety of the Polar
Express. Dog fighting is horrible. Grilled Cheese is the best
sandwich ever.
What I’m doing with my life
I fix widgets with keyboards and mice attached to them. It's a
living.
I love working in a kitchen. I want to learn to be a short order cook. Food fascinates me and the inner workings of a restaurant fascinate me. The social microcosm of food service is unique and quite amazing.
Eventually, I would like to start a cafe that deals exclusively in gourmet coffee and pie.
I love working in a kitchen. I want to learn to be a short order cook. Food fascinates me and the inner workings of a restaurant fascinate me. The social microcosm of food service is unique and quite amazing.
Eventually, I would like to start a cafe that deals exclusively in gourmet coffee and pie.
I’m really good at
-thumb war
-trivial pursuit
-slot machines
-pretending I can break-dance
-drawing coffee cups
-waiting for people
-talking to the "residence challenged" folk (i am pretty passionate about treating homeless people well, so if you treat bums like shit, don't bother to message me, please)
-watching people
-regurgitating random internet facts
-finding funny YTMND.com posts
-saying wrong thing
-trivial pursuit
-slot machines
-pretending I can break-dance
-drawing coffee cups
-waiting for people
-talking to the "residence challenged" folk (i am pretty passionate about treating homeless people well, so if you treat bums like shit, don't bother to message me, please)
-watching people
-regurgitating random internet facts
-finding funny YTMND.com posts
-saying wrong thing
The first things people usually notice about me
I cuss. A LOT.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books:
Salinger, LaHeine, Tolkien, Lovecraft, Lumley, King, E. R. Borroughs, Howard
Movies:
Flash Gordon, Observe and Report was amazing, Abel Farrer, Sam Raimi, Star Wars, LotR.
Music:
Against Me!, Mountain Goats, La Grecia, None More Black, Latterman, Iron And Wine, anti-folk, and sing-a-long punk rock. I also like spazzy hardcore music a la HORSE the Band, I Wrestled A Bear Once, etc.
Food.
Grilled cheese.
Salinger, LaHeine, Tolkien, Lovecraft, Lumley, King, E. R. Borroughs, Howard
Movies:
Flash Gordon, Observe and Report was amazing, Abel Farrer, Sam Raimi, Star Wars, LotR.
Music:
Against Me!, Mountain Goats, La Grecia, None More Black, Latterman, Iron And Wine, anti-folk, and sing-a-long punk rock. I also like spazzy hardcore music a la HORSE the Band, I Wrestled A Bear Once, etc.
Food.
Grilled cheese.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I am going to be in ten years. How cool it would be if there
was a bear that shot lazers out of it's eyes. Cephalopods. Love.
Clothes. Wanting a dog.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't go out much on weekends. The places I like to be get swoll'
thick with haters. I am an introvert, so I usual don't go out just
for the sake of socializing. Talk about the kiss of death on
social/dating networking site. Bwahaha!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I don't take myself serious enough and if I ever figure my shit
out, it'll be magical.
You should message me if
I said come on fhqwhgads,
said come on fhqwhgads.
Everybody to the limit,
Who's that?
It's to the limit,
Everybody come on fhqwhgads.
Come on fhqwhgads,
I see you jockin' me.
Tryin' to play like,
You know me.
said come on fhqwhgads.
Everybody to the limit,
Who's that?
It's to the limit,
Everybody come on fhqwhgads.
Come on fhqwhgads,
I see you jockin' me.
Tryin' to play like,
You know me.
