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thefutureabyss

37 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"This is mission control. What's your status?"
"Super bitchin'"

I don't believe in OKCupid's algorithm. I choose to see this as a cultural experiment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to quiet everything. Not just my mind or environment.

Accelerating my descent from capitalism.

Getting hit by cars.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not talking. or rambling.

Not naming anything.

Paying attention to subtleties and missing the the glaringly obvious
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that everything is happening.
I'm very nice, because I actually like people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Society of the spectacle, revolution of everyday life, Art in Theory, Lord of the Rings (trilogy)
current: The Book of the Dead (translation of the ancient Egyptian papyrus of ani.) The Mystical Qabalah. Valis.

Movies: Lord of the Rings (trilogy), The Life Aquatic, 2012: time for a change, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Talladega Nights, Reign of Fire, Serenity. The Institute.

Shows: True Detective, Mr. Show, The Mighty Boosh, Dr. Who, RuPaul's Drag Race, Firefly, The Wire, Early New BSG, the NBA, Flight of the Conchords.
current: Joe Rogan Questions Everything (it's ok.)

Music: The Very Best, Jay-z, Daft Punk, South Rakkas Crew, Beach Boys, Electric Light Orchestra, Gang of Four, Iron Maiden, Manowar, Refused, Rye Coalition, Arcade Fire, Team Dresch, Brian Eno, sleepytime trio, Curtis Mayfield, Moss Icon, the first side of sports, The Pixies. Ah...And Cat Stevens. How could I forget him. It was punk for a long time. Maybe it will be again?
Recent: FKA twigs - two weeks
Lil John - turn down for what
MO - walk this way

Food: Most, but Thai especially...and steak.

Podcasts: Occult of Personality. Jalen and Jacoby. The Duncan Trussell Family Hour. The Trans Witching Hour with Bailey Jay. The Starters. Believe The Hype.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nothing. The closest thing I can think of would be my bike.

And now I have to do without my bike. Thank you oncoming drivers* for continuously taking left hand turns directly into me. I like to test my reflexes in highly stressful situations. How would I know I'm alive without you?

*This goes for illegally parked drivers who like to open their doors into bike lanes without looking. You complete me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The
Abyss
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something different than last week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I went to buy a beach read for this week and ended up with 4 books on modern alchemy, politics of the outside, and magik. That's probably a good indicator of how I can get sidetracked.

I'm about to look up which 6 states in the US it is legal to use peyote
You should message me if
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You want to visit the astral plane or confront the panther.