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33 M Virginia Beach, VA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 6
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Tagalog (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Welcome to my OK page. Get it? womp, womp. I am an easy going guy. I love to laugh - the louder the better. I would rather listen than talk about myself. My eclectic tastes allow me to appreciate the vast gamut between intellectual conversation and slap-stick humor. Growing up, my talents and interests included art, martial arts, science and prophecy. Nerdy, goofy girls turn me on. Whining, depressing behavior does not. The English language needs a tune-up. I try to be unassuming to a fault. I don't bother watching sports unless I have good reason. I love traveling to exotic places whenever possible. I have been all around the Far East from Hokkaido Japan to the Land Down Under. Customary niceties are not required by me, although, I can certainly extend them to you. Seeking balance in this life, but easier said than done.
What I’m doing with my life
Seems like I'm always helping someone, but I reap what I sow = karma. My buddy published a novel recently & I helped create the cover art. That effort allowed me to find side work with a language/game developer. See, dreams do come true! I work & go to school (also just recently earned my Bachelor's in computer science for programming, yay!), so my time is limited. Time is precious, so let's not waste it! If possible, I try to make it to sparring night at my friend's karate dojo. I can't explain the thrill behind pushing each other to our limits. I keep the contact light, unless they want to take it there! A bunch of us managed to get stuntman certified in NY. We had a tradition, for the whole week before Halloween, converting the dojo into a Haunted Tour. Apparently, I got compliments on my Beetlejuice act. "And it keeps getting funnier, EVERY TIME I SEE IT!"
I’m really good at
Spontaneous backflips anywhere, anytime. Walking in the shoes of someone else. Especially if they have bigger feet. Gracefully sailing through awkward moments. Listening, drawing, thinking outside the box ... Laughing at the most inappropriate times!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Holy Bible, CWG 1-3, There Is A River, Think and Grow Rich!, Comanche Moon, Non Campus Mentis: World History According to College Students (excerpts from actually essays. Funnier than Fiction! You can't make this stuff up)...

Movies: Forrest Gump, The Matrix, Armageddon, Desperado, Big Daddy, The Notebook, Chasing Amy, Bicentennial Man, Fist of Legend, The One, Robin Hood:Men in Tights, The Gods Must Be Crazy...
Subtitled Foreign Films: Wasabi, My Wife is 18, IL MARE, Battle Royale, anything with Stephen Chow, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time...

Music & food: anything but polka
The six things I could never do without
This spot should say: Top 6 signs of Laziness...

I spend a lot of time thinking about
The conservation of the Time Continuum... how was Marty McFly able to utilize a Polaroid as a means to assess the effects of his temporal past upon his local time & time of origin? On top of that, while his family was fading away in the photos, how did they exist while fading away back in his "present?"

Also thinking about the look on the person's face who is reading this facetiousness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Thankful I am off work!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have sensitive skin, but also have a high tolerance for pain. That means so far only one person has managed to catch me off guard and tickle me. I dare you to try!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- want to learn/play shogi
- want to keep the laughs coming!
- you are crazy...enough to take a chance ;-)
- love to eat
- like learning new things/languages
- life begins when the sun goes down
- you can decipher this code: Oh no, gross, stress, squat low...(hint: get your head out of the gutter; say it aloud instead)

You can find beauty in the simple, yet deeply profound ...