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25 Dunfermline, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 10
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Not at all
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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After much debate with self about how to accurately summarise myself without coming off completely insufferable, the following was settled upon after deciding to care less...

Bit of a gentle giant with dandere temperament and neutral-good convictions. Cerebral but well-meaning under a shell of polite awkward. A fan of kindness, learning, optimistic realism, the colour blue, food and water (“be like water, my friend”). And smiles.
What I’m doing with my life
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I studied mathematics and physics in Aberdeen. Then I moved to Edinburgh. Then I hid near a dam in a remote glen in Perthshire and have just escaped back to civilisation. Or Dunfermline, anyway. The aim is to get back to university.

I write a lot, which is a focus of my long-term ambitions. I like words. Though I've only noticed at a late age that language itself is probably something I should be pursuing in some form. So, to that end, sto imparando l'italiano, la prima lingua di molti che spero imparare!

I play guitar most days, but struggle to maintain a Tai Chi regimen. I read and I go walking through the woods to the dam and the loch behind it. I also cook a lot – it's delicious, creative therapy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Collecting quartz and condiments. Leaving things unfinished – trying desperately to change that. Needlessly but sincerely and unapologetically apologising. Taking photo's of green things. Listening to people's feelings and thoughts. Making up new words that confuse people or sound rude. Feeling up Soreen packets for optimum squidge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hannu Rajaniemi, Guy Deutscher, Ciaron Ò Dochartaigh, Mark Rosenfelder and Marcus Aurelius are among my favourite recent authors.

My favourite shows over the years have included Game of Thrones, Peep Show, Family Guy, Rome, Frasier, Stargate SG-1. Films are too wide to pinpoint.

I listen to a lot of different music, but my favourite genres are progressive metal, ambient electronic stuff, and fusion-type stuff. I also get genuine joy from the Trololo Song.

My favourite foods include tortellini cooked al dente, kids' cereal, chicken wings, most things involving tortilla wraps or naan breads, and quality cheesecake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The obvious biological necessities.
An outlet for creativity or curiosity.
My sabre – this is pretty much a desert island list and there might be cannibals.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where my life might go. The things I'd like to do with it. How to be a good person that I would be happy being. Subjects that interest me and the things I want to write about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...reading, writing, playing guitar, talking to people. Introvert's night in. Woo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Did you know that ‘guacamole’ comes from the Nahuatl for ‘testicle sauce’?
You should message me if
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...this sounds like your flavour of cheesecake on any level.

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