-Optimistic...glass 2/3 full.
-Funny in my own opinion.
-I enjoy writing things in list form.
-Brutally honest in a tasteful way.
-Very competitive.
-I give everyone a hard time at one point or another just to test them. I enjoy when someone returns the favor.
-I believe country music is the 'special education' of music.
-If I won the lottery, I would pay Morgan Freeman to narrate my life. If he isn't available, then Betty White.
-I'm a big proponent of spelling and grammar. I will correct you.
-When in a store, I go as long as I can without asking for help finding something. I have some kind of a mental formula involving the size of the store and the size of the object divided by how much of a hurry I'm in. It always seems to equal my errands taking much longer than necessary.

I help get the commercials you fast forward through on TV

Working quotes from movies and Seinfeld into conversations and passing them off as my own

My eyes and extraordinarily long eyelashes

Books: The Alchemist, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, No Country For Old Men, Mystic River, World War Z

Movies: Dumb and Dumber, Slumdog Millionaire, Swingers, Old School, Heavyweights, Almost Famous, Blow, Dazed and Confused, Resident Evil, Shawshank Redemption...and way too many more to get into

Music: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Biggie, Counting Crows, Kid Cudi, Nas, Tom Petty, Tupac, Kanye, Goo Goo Dolls, Sublime Pink Floyd...pretty much anything but I draw the line at Country, which I don't consider to be music.

Food: There's too much good food out there for me to play favorites...but Mexican tops the list

TV: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Workaholics, Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Sons of Anarchy

-Larry David
-the written word
-The Beatles
-competition
-good solid water pressure in the shower
-the food in the East Village

The possibility of a zombie apocalypse and how I would thrive in it

Ignoring how exhausted I am from the work week, and mustering up the strength to go out anyway

I have ended friendships with people after finding out they let me win at something

You have a sense of humor and aren't easily offended