mns04001
30 New York, NY
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My self-summary
Once upon a time, I lived in Connecticut. I'm relatively funny and always brutally honest (in a tasteful way). I often think too much for my own good, but always walk around with a full glass of optimism. I love writing, but don't much care for writing self summaries.
What I’m doing with my life
Media buying by day, writing by night. Or sometimes watching Netflix. Or bar hopping. Or drinking wine and passing out.
I’m really good at
Working obscure quotes from Seinfeld into conversations and passing them off as my own
The first things people usually notice about me
Their reflection in either my eyes or my head depending how tall they are
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Alchemist, Manuscript Found in Accra, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, No Country For Old Men, Mystic River

Movies: Dumb and Dumber, Swingers, Old School, 40 Year Old Virgin, Blow, Dazed and Confused, Shawshank

Music: Led Zeppelin, Tupac, Biggie, Counting Crows, Nas, Tom Petty, Tupac, Kanye, Goo Goo Dolls, Sublime, The Eagles, Pink Floyd

Food: There's too much good food out there for me to play favorites...but I'm partial to Mexican

TV: Seinfeld, Curb, Workaholics, Modern Family, Always Sunny, Sons of Anarchy, Walking Dead
The six things I could never do without
-Subway station cover bands
-Burritos
-Bathroom attendants
-IPA's
-Excuses not to go to the gym
-Weird Al
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The inevitable zombie apocalypse and how I will thrive in it
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out whether it's a typical night or an atypical night, and assessing my options from there
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My name is Buck Naked, i'm a porno actor
You should message me if
You're into beards and boxed wine
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