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  • Ages 25-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 25
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
My self-summary
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Once upon a time, I lived in Connecticut. I'm relatively funny and always brutally honest (in a tasteful way). I often think too much for my own good, but always walk around with a full glass of optimism. I love writing, but don't much care for writing self summaries.
What I’m doing with my life
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Media buying by day, writing by night. Or sometimes watching Netflix. Or bar hopping. Or drinking wine and passing out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Working obscure quotes from Seinfeld into conversations and passing them off as my own
The first things people usually notice about me
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Their reflection in either my eyes or my head depending how tall they are
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Alchemist, Manuscript Found in Accra, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, No Country For Old Men, Mystic River

Movies: Dumb and Dumber, Swingers, Old School, 40 Year Old Virgin, Blow, Dazed and Confused, Shawshank

Music: Led Zeppelin, Tupac, Biggie, Counting Crows, Nas, Tom Petty, Tupac, Kanye, Goo Goo Dolls, Sublime, The Eagles, Pink Floyd

Food: There's too much good food out there for me to play favorites...but I'm partial to Mexican

TV: Seinfeld, Curb, Workaholics, Modern Family, Always Sunny, Sons of Anarchy, Walking Dead
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Subway station cover bands
-Bathroom attendants
-Excuses not to go to the gym
-Weird Al
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The inevitable zombie apocalypse and how I will thrive in it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to figure out whether it's a typical night or an atypical night, and assessing my options from there
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My name is Buck Naked, i'm a porno actor
You should message me if
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You're into beards and boxed wine