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mns04001

28 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
-Optimistic...glass 2/3 full.
-Funny in my own opinion.
-I enjoy writing things in list form.
-Brutally honest in a tasteful way.
-Very competitive.
-If I won the lottery, I would hire Morgan Freeman to narrate my life.
-I'm a big proponent of spelling and grammar. I will correct you.
-When in a store, I go as long as I can without asking for help finding something. I have some kind of a mental formula involving the size of the store and the size of the object divided by how much of a hurry I'm in. It always seems to equal my errands taking much longer than necessary.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in advertising and figuring out how to become a writer
I’m really good at
Working quotes from movies and Seinfeld into conversations and passing them off as my own
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and extraordinarily long eyelashes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Alchemist, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, No Country For Old Men, Mystic River, World War Z

Movies: Dumb and Dumber, Slumdog Millionaire, Swingers, Old School, Heavyweights, Almost Famous, Blow, Dazed and Confused, Resident Evil, Shawshank Redemption...and way too many more to get into

Music: Led Zeppelin, Tupac, Biggie, Counting Crows, Nas, Tom Petty, Tupac, Kanye, Goo Goo Dolls, Sublime, The Eagles, Pink Floyd
Food: There's too much good food out there for me to play favorites...but Mexican tops the list

TV: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Workaholics, Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Sons of Anarchy
The six things I could never do without
-the written word
-summertime
-competition
-good solid water pressure in the shower
-pizza
-Larry David
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The possibility of a zombie apocalypse and how I would thrive in it. That and rapper feuds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating, drinking, reading, writing, or sleeping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know all the words to more than one Ke$ha song
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating