From: Me
Subject: Us
Purpose: You never know what you're gonna get...
My favorite style of writing - memo format - brief yet informative, simple yet savvy, elusive yet to-the-point.
About me:
·I'm not one to kick it with pessimists or fakes.
·Pragmatics and realists - yes please.
·Sarcasm is my specialty. I know how to dish it out and can take it just as well - so bring it on.
·Have some positive energy to bring to the table? Then you're A-okay in my book.
·I have a sense of humor. You'll have to determine for yourself whether you would define it as a good one. (Naturally, I think it's damn good.)
·I believe there is a God out there. I was born and raised Catholic but I respect all religions. Agnostic?... That's okay. Aren't we all a little skeptical anyway? Atheist?...What the hell makes you so sure?
Likes:
·Sunshine
·Country music in the summer
·Laughing until my last sip spurts out of my nose
·Ocean water
·College football Saturdays in the fall
·Good jokes
·Black coffee
·Karaoke night
·Practicing for karaoke night in the shower ·Rowing before sunrise
·Margaritas with extra salt
·Card games
Dislikes:
·Dishonesty
·Rowing indoors on a beautiful day ·Brusselsprouts
·Snakes
·Know-it-alls
·Dead baby jokes
·Tactlessness
·Writing my monthly rent check