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mobius_stripper

31 Bloomsburg, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), Slovenian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
No disrespect toward strippers or other sex workers in intended by my username.

I identify as 'explicit-amorous'. That is, I strive to be as honest as possible about my desires/expectations/boundaries, encourage others to do the same, and make it a point to really hear what people communicate to me about these things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Miyazaki. Edward Gorey. John Waters. chick peas. Bob's Burgers. the Faint. sweets. Alison Bechtel. Regina Spektor. Neutral Milk Hotel. Robyn. Grant Morrison. the Mars Volta. Kids in the Hall. mr.show. Yann Tiersen. sunflower seeds. Ursula Leguin. the Distillers. lentils. pancakes. Fairport Convention. Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. Jim Henson. thyme. Wonder Showzen. Bob Marley. the Caveman's Valentine. Jethro Tull. Daniel Clowes. Calvin and Hobbes. H.P.Lovecraft. romanesco.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
crumbling buildings, the smell of wood smoke, ink, parenthetic interjections, thrift stores, linux, cast iron skillets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sex, politics, and spirituality OR sex: politics and spirituality
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my combination:
75-43-31
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
~You are mostly silly but take important things very seriously.
~You like words.

Although I'm generally pretty approachable and non-judgmental, please do not message me if you are in the least bit homophobic, racist or otherwise bigoted. Also, you will earn serious points with me if you love animals--especially invertebrates.