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mobius_stripper

31 Bloomsburg, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), Slovenian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Often I think that I'm nothing but the space between all the beings and experiences that butt up against me, like the inside of a raspberry.

I identify as 'explicit-amorous'. That is, I strive to be as honest as possible about my desires/expectations/boundaries, encourage others to do the same, and make it a point to really hear what people communicate to me about these things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Developing a set over-30 superpowers. These include:
-directness
-punctuality
-the ability to bundle/secure/keep things dry
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Miyazaki. Edward Gorey. John Waters. chick peas. Bob's Burgers. the Faint. sweets. Alison Bechtel. Regina Spektor. Neutral Milk Hotel. the Mars Volta. Kids in the Hall. mr.show. Yann Tiersen. sunflower seeds. Ursula Leguin. lentils. pancakes. Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. Jim Henson. thyme. Wonder Showzen. Bob Marley. the Caveman's Valentine. Daniel Clowes. Calvin and Hobbes. H.P.Lovecraft. romanesco.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
warm lights, crumbling buildings, the smell of wood smoke, ink, parenthetic interjections, cast iron skillets, and dreams about flying
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sex, politics, and spirituality OR sex: politics and spirituality
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my combination:
75-43-31
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
~You are mostly silly but take important things very seriously.
~You like words.

Although I'm generally pretty approachable and non-judgmental, please do not message me if you are in the least bit homophobic, racist or otherwise bigoted. Also, you will earn serious points with me if you love animals--especially invertebrates.