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32 Milwaukee, WI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:14pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I shouldn't be allowed to type all of this. Mostly really mellow, sometimes moody but it comes in flashes. Medium Sarcasm. The general human populace and I have a tense relationship. I'm stand offish at first, so I am told. I try to keep it in mind and breakout in social situations but I tend to be myself and flub on that. Certainly the reason this profile exists.

Music is huge for me. I move at my own pace. I was born in the south and it seems to have stayed with me. I am a city guy. Even the suburbs are too far out. Being out in the middle of nowhere is a tinge creepy. Not to say I don't enjoy outdoor activies.
Girls like humor, I like humor, I'm sure we can work that part out just fine. I'm not terribly excitable but, when so, I turn into a 6 year old. I can't say I'll wow you immediately, but pay off over time. I'm a 5 year CD in dating terms. I know myself ....Eh

What I’m doing with my life
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I Work at a global corporation (so evil, there really is a tank of laser wielding sharks). Exciting isn't the word but a certain amount of financial stability is nice to have. I can admit my motivation for working is really just to have money to buy records without starving.

Like many of this generation I am balancing this extension of my 20's with a decent impression of an adult life, "Sure, you can go drink Friday but clean your kitchen floor, scumbag".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being particular about things.

Procrastinating. I know. Eventually there won't be a tomorrow

Drumming is a habit and I do it on all surfaces. So, I rip pretty hard at playing the kitchen counter.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I don't look interested in chatting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ladies of the night. This is the important part!

Music is really damn important to me. Jams I'm listening to now (and updated regularly). Godflesh, The Smiths, Creepoids, Arghoslent, Quicksand, Omar Souleymon, Ghoul, Makthaverskan, The Liberators, A Winged Victory for the Sullen, Dj Quik. All likes of Metal, Electronic, noise, indie, rap and jazz. Truly a sponge. I can go on and on about tunes.

I don't miss an episode of WTF Podcast with Marc Maron.

movies: Hard Boiled, High Fidelity, Contempt, Bronson, Uncle Buck, Valley Girl. Battles Without Honor & Humanity, Dreams With Sharp Teeth, Blade Runner.

Books: Harlan Ellison is great. Most recently completed Ancillary Justice. Going through another period of reading comics.

Hate-watching house hunter shows.

Trying to hold back on endless lists.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
record shopping
spicy ass food. pass the omeprazole, girl
these friends
blast beats... sure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...Oh, sorry I was spacing out there
I ate one taco too many, damn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rock & roll is killin my life, dun-dun dun dun dada dun dun dada dun dun... No it isn't but I might be at a show with a drink in hand. If not I would like to be
You should message me if
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You have a opinions.
Want to talk music
Seeking someone to dance in the living room
Are a weirdo in the best sense
I'm a sucker for nose rings and/or hoop earings.

I have flaws and positives. Inquire within to schedule a personal demonstration.