I move at my own pace. I am a city guy. In dating terms I am a 5 year CD; paying off over time. Loyal. I don't know if I've ever been cheated on, but have certainly never done it to any girlfriend of mine. I'm not the easiest fellow, or entirely old fashioned but the title is hard won for me. Cease the pandering!... I'm not a sales person in real life and not interested in being one here but there you have it.
Someone else should be writing this. Likely I have written myself as a dry, and somewhat negative Norm, but I joke around a lot as a friend/boy toy/organ thief.