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31 M Milwaukee, WI

My Details

Last Online
Aug 5
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
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My self-summary
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Mostly really mellow, sometimes crabby but it comes in flashes. The general human populace and I have a tense relationship. You will inevitably call me an asshole for my thin tact which is fine I need that reminder. My humor may be, possibly, slightly corny and I enjoy doing what I can to make my friends laugh. Not much excites me but when I am I turn into a 6 year old. I'm quite good at letting a lot roll off the shoulder and I'm not easily offended. Music is huge for me. I move at my own pace. I was born in the south and it seems to have stayed with me. I've got faults and I do push myself to confront them. I'm stand offish at first, so I am told. I try to keep it in mind and breakout in social situations but I often forget. Probably why this profile exists.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a band going. Work at a corporation, corporation, corporation. Exciting isn't the word but a certain amount of financial stability is nice to have.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being particular. I'm good at procrastinating. I think I'm pretty good at being understanding of others and make an effort to look outside of myself. Observing...? not a talent but I do it. People watch, clown on said people. I just find the quirks of many humans pretty funny/ridiculous. I open up quite well one on one. You can not blow your nose louder than I. I drum with my fingers on anything and I chatter my teeth rhythmically like I'm drumming with them...I've gotten pretty fast over the years. Saying "Right on" and "Daaaang" too much, and sometimes "Ya'll". Also, abominating sentence structure with expletives. "Shit" as the noun and adjective? C'mon me!!
The first things people usually notice about me
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my geriatric stylez aka cranky and old timey minus the the SS checks
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music is really damn important to me. Jams I'm listening to now. The Smiths (always), Morrissey (always), Leatherface, Bitter End, Niki & The Dove, So So Glos, RBL Posse, The Photos, Curren$y, Electric Light Orchestra, Waldgefluester, Funeral Mist, Cold Cave, Blur, Disappears, Negative Plane, The Feelies, Gucci Mane, Drug Church , Technotronic and so on and so forth into the night.

listening to Marc Marons WTF podcast show a ton. lots of fascinating writer/comedian types

movies: Hard Boiled, High Fidelity, Contempt, Bronson, Uncle Buck, Valley Girl and other 80's cheese greatness, The Vicious Kind, Time & Tide, Battles Without Honor & Humanity, Dead Alive, Dreams With Sharp Teeth, Blade Runner. TV would include Saxondale (latest love on netflix. Steve Coogen plays Tom so well), Nip/Tuck, Party Down, East Bound & Down, United States of Tara, 30 Rock, Firefly, Louie, Parks & Rec.

Books: HP Lovecraft collection, The Difference Engine. more sci-fi next. Harlan Ellison is great. My geriatric styles will be close to his when I'm old. World War Z, War is a Racket
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Smiths, Morrissey
record shopping
spicy food, I complain about my guts and their level of discomfort often
these friends, we can drive each other nuts but still
blast beats... sure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think too much...I overthink things. Not necessarily important things. "it's a space thing". I make melodies of songs that don't exist in my head and then hum to them, I do that. Wonder what would have to happen for ones sternum to break. Who's ever suffered a broken sternum?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out to a very local bar with friends though we do chill at the house make drinks and listen to music or watch netflix often. Might have practice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm built cozy! Check the body type. I'm probably not aggressive enough in life. I want to make a bath of chocolate pudding and lay in it. That would be my 20-something's spiritual journey. No religion necessary. I photograph terribly, and am convinced I look much better in motion than in still.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You want to talk music or hang and listen to records. Listen to old radio programs (Suspense!). Can riff along to low-brow and just plain corny-witted humor. mst3king through everyday goings on. Cooking experiments. You are easy going, quirky. You are not a flake. You are not a hot mess. I repeat, not a hot mess. No pressure