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  • Ages 25-33
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Last online
Nov 24
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Has dogs
My self-summary
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Music junkie, real job havin' azz white male. You wish I were tall. Couple canine homies. I have a long check list but many of the categories remain blank. Trying to be "real" in the Ice Cube Amerikkkas Most Wanted sense.

Right now I'm listening to new records that came in the mail, doing drum rudiments, being wintery. Whatever, it's Tuesday.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I Work at a global corporation. So evil, there really is a tank of laser wielding sharks!

Not enough music
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being particular about things. This pass or like button is making my hyper choosiness painfully clear. Not that I have the right to be.

Procrastinating. I know. Eventually there won't be a tomorrow

Drumming is a habit that I do on all surfaces. I rip pretty hard at playing the kitchen counter.

Observing and retaining minutiae information.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Now, the beard. I had never taken it this far before. And it's offensively red

I don't come off, "chatty", we'll say. Hence I'm on the internet. Although I believe these dating sites are useful tools just based on probability in everyday life. Don't play embarrased in 2016.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music is really damn important to me. Death metal and Morrissey. That's what you'd have to put up with. And fuck Drake, only Gucci.

I don't miss an episode of WTF Podcast with Marc Maron.

movies: Hard Boiled, High Fidelity, Contempt, Bronson, Uncle Buck, Valley Girl. Battles Without Honor & Humanity, Dreams With Sharp Teeth, Blade Runner.

Books: Harlan Ellison is great. Most recently completed Ancillary Justice. Going through another period of reading comics. Slowly reading Shadow of the Torturer.

Peep Show is the greatest television show ever aired
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
record shopping
spicy ass food. pass the omeprazole, girl
these friends
blast beats... sure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...Oh, sorry I was spacing out there
I ate one taco too many, damn.

What do I want? Maybe just not to always be dancing, or air guitaring, or air drumming solo all of the time. Pretty reasonable.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At this advanced age it's a split. Could be hanging at the house putzing around; could be at a show or bar-near-you. I'm fine with either and will be up late.
You should message me if
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You have opinions,
Want to talk music,
Are a weirdo in the best sense.
Having fun on a foreign travel adventure kind of goes without saying. Can you help make waiting in line a good time?

Preferably not in financial ruins

I'm a sucker for nose rings and/or hoop earings. A terrible sucker.

I have flaws and positives. Inquire within to schedule a personal demonstration. ...oh, right, I'm supposed to be the one clicking that send button.