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32 Milwaukee, WI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:14am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Mostly really mellow, sometimes moody. Medium Sarcasm. Music is really important to me. The general human populace and I have a tense relationship. Stand offish at first, so I'm told. Overall, Rob from High Fidelity with 15% cantankerous old Chinese man.

I move at my own pace. I am a city guy. In dating terms I am a 5 year CD; paying off over time. Loyal. I don't know if I've ever been cheated on, but have certainly never done it to any girlfriend of mine. I'm not the easiest fellow, or entirely old fashioned but the title is hard won for me. Cease the pandering!... I'm not a sales person in real life and not interested in being one here but there you have it.


Someone else should be writing this. Likely I have written myself as a dry, and somewhat negative Norm, but I joke around a lot as a friend/boy toy/organ thief.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I Work at a global corporation (so evil, there really is a tank of laser wielding sharks).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being particular about things. This pass or like button is making my hyper choosiness painfully clear. Not that I have the right to be.

Procrastinating. I know. Eventually there won't be a tomorrow

Drumming is a habit that I do on all surfaces. I rip pretty hard at playing the kitchen counter.

Observing and retaining minutiae information.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Now, the beard. I had never taken it this far before. And it's offensively red
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ladies of the night. This is the important part! Many of you likely see this section as trivial, or at worst, shallow. For others this shit gets you past a 5 on the tolerability index.

Music is really damn important to me. Jams I'm listening to now (and updated regularly). Godflesh, The Smiths, Creepoids, Arghoslent, Quicksand, Omar Souleymon, Ghoul, Makthaverskan, The Liberators, A Winged Victory for the Sullen, RBL Posse, Kevin Gates, Shellac. Been on a Dub kick lately. All likes of Metal, Electronic, noise, indie, rap and jazz. I can go on and on about tunes. For real jam band nonsense.

I don't miss an episode of WTF Podcast with Marc Maron.

movies: Hard Boiled, High Fidelity, Contempt, Bronson, Uncle Buck, Valley Girl. Battles Without Honor & Humanity, Dreams With Sharp Teeth, Blade Runner.

Books: Harlan Ellison is great. Most recently completed Ancillary Justice. Going through another period of reading comics.

Hate-watching house hunter shows.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
record shopping
spicy ass food. pass the omeprazole, girl
these friends
blast beats... sure

A lot of you put family. I enjoy a break from them equally to time spent with them. Except my nephew, he rules.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...Oh, sorry I was spacing out there
I ate one taco too many, damn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rock & roll is killin my life, dun-dun dun dun dada dun dun dada dun dun... No it isn't but I might be at a show with a drink in hand. If not I would like to be
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have opinions,
Want to talk music,
Are a weirdo in the best sense.
Having fun on a foreign travel adventure is a gimme. Can you make waiting in line a good time?

I'm a sucker for nose rings and/or hoop earings.

I have flaws and positives. Inquire within to schedule a personal demonstration. ...oh, right, I'm supposed to be the one clicking that send button.