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32 M Milwaukee, WI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:25pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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Mostly really mellow, sometimes crabby but it comes in flashes. Medium Sarcasm. The general human populace and I have a tense relationship. I'm stand offish at first, so I am told. I try to keep it in mind and breakout in social situations but I often forget. Certainly the reason this profile exists.

Music is huge for me. I move at my own pace. I was born in the south and it seems to have stayed with me.
My humor may be, possibly, slightly corny. I enjoy doing what I can to make my friends laugh. I'm not terribly excitable but when so I turn into a 6 year old.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a band going. Work at a global corporation. Exciting isn't the word but a certain amount of financial stability is nice to have. I can admit my motivation for working is really just to have money to buy records without starving.

LIke many of this generation I am balancing this extension of my 20's with a decent impression of an adult life.

"Sure, you can go drink Friday but clean your kitchen floor, scumbag". How am I doing?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being particular. I'm good at procrastinating. I think I'm pretty good at being understanding of others and make an effort to look outside of myself. You know, putting oneself in another's shoes. You can not blow your nose louder than me. I drum with my fingers on anything and I chatter my teeth rhythmically like I'm drumming with them...I've gotten pretty fast over the years.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I don't look interested in chatting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ladies of the night. This is the important part!

Music is really damn important to me. Jams I'm listening to now (and updated regularly). Godflesh, The Smiths, Creepoids, Arghoslent, Quicksand, Omar Souleymon, Ghoul, Makthaverskan, The Liberators. All likes of Metal, Electronic, noise, indie, rap and jazz really. I would like to go on and on about this and will if allowed.

I don't miss an episode of WTF Podcast with Marc Maron.

movies: Hard Boiled, High Fidelity, Contempt, Bronson, Uncle Buck, Valley Girl. Battles Without Honor & Humanity, Dreams With Sharp Teeth, Blade Runner.

Books: Harlan Ellison is great. Most recently completed Ancillary Justice. Going through another period of reading comics.

Trying to hold back on endless lists. I like listing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
record shopping
spicy food, I complain about my guts and their level of discomfort often
these friends, we can drive each other nuts but still
blast beats... sure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I overthink shit. Not necessarily important things. "it's a space thing".

What I'm not doing with my time
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rock & roll is killin my life, dun-dun dun dun dada dun dun dada dun dun, No it isn't but I might be at a show with a drink in hand. If not I would like to be
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not aggressive enough in life.
I want to socialize but my bubble is closer to aluminum foil than soap. I can't see anything and it makes a fucked scrapping noise when I move.
You should message me if
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You want to have a beer and talk music.
Go to a concert
Seeking someone to dance to The Smiths with in the living room
Are a weirdo in the best sense
Likes mst3king through everyday goings on.

I have flaws and positives. Inquire within to schedule a personal demonstration.

*I understand that at 32 other people could have some amount of baggage. However, I'm winding down from something quite heavy. I simply do not have the patience to be met with a new wall of complications.