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  • Ages 23–33
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Last online
Today – 12:10am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Working on Ph.D program
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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"But," he would explain, "that dumbbell was trying to put over some behaviorist junk, that all thinking is in words and so it must take place partly in the throat, in the vocal cords -- what he said was 'inhibited sub-vocalization.' So they got curious as to what happened with mutes, and got some and put dinguses on their necks and read them syllogisms. But all the stuff was escaping through the fingers, because of course they talk with their hands. Then they poured plaster casts on their hands. Well, when the guy got this far I started laughing haw-haw! And he asked me to leave."
What I’m doing with my life
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Getting a PhD in philosophy. We will see how this pans out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recounting the plots and subplots of episodes of Seinfeld
Nothing practical
The first things people usually notice about me
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Once, I was handing out food at a soup kitchen, and a patron told me that I looked like Danny DeVito. Maybe that?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A selection of books: Ravelstein, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Martin Dressler, The Captive Mind, Tears and Saints, Jude the Obscure, Little Dorritt, To the Finland Station, Break it Down, There is No Year, Dangerous Laughter, Psychoanalysis: The Impossible Profession, The White Album, Underworld, Pnin, Twilight of the Idols, Europeana, In a Strange Room, Nicomachean Ethics, The Man Who Loved Children, The Corrections, Critique of Judgment, The Verificationist, Moravagine, Altmann’s Tongue, The Seven Storey Mountain, Amelia Gray’s Museum of the Weird, Against Interpretation.

(Plus, random volumes of intellectual history and academic philosophy and small magazines.)

A selection of films: Kind Hearts and Coronets, Au hasard Balthazar, Pickpocket, The Holy Mountain, La règle du jeu, Rushmore, Bananas, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Invocation of My Demon Brother, Tree of Life, Days of Heaven, Ordet, Fitzcarraldo, Sweet Smell of Success, Touch of Evil, The Night of the Hunter, The Bird with the Crystal Plumage, Duck Soup, Viridiana, Female Trouble, Le silence de Lorna, Street of Crocodiles, Blue Velvet, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover.

Louis Armstrong, Bob Dylan, John Maus.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A bed
A desk
A bookshelf
A library card
A Netflix account
A city
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What can I know? What should I do? What may I hope for? What the hell was the point of the Brazil TV edit?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading essays, writing essays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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For longer than I am comfortable admitting, I thought the Alice Cooper lyric "School's Out for Summer" was actually "Sousaphone Summer." An embarrassing and improbable mishearing for many reasons.
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