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28 Olympia, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 1, 2014
Native American, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Trying to quit
Atheism, and very serious about it
Dropped out of two-year college
Banking / Finance
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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neither "male" nor "bisexual". My gender is "boy-ish-toolbelt-with-short-shorts-and-nail-polish" and my, uh, orientation is "babez". I'm currently re-configuring my life after a year-and-a-half of little to no roots, so I'm mostly looking for buddies and highly autonomous lovers. I'm too nice and I talk a lot.
What I’m doing with my life
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Community engagement, "punk" shit, fermenting things, computer nerdery, learning, helping people and being helped. Oh, and constant poverty.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing, eating more food than should be physically possible, JOKES, talking about Heavy Shit, theatre/performance, making food, making out
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm stinky, polite and I use big-ass words without anticipating that people may have no clue what I'm talking about
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books - Michel Foucault, William Faulkner, Donald Barthelme, Howard Zinn, David Graeber, Erick Lyle, Ursula K. LeGuin, Kurt Vonnegut, James Baldwin, Daisy Zamora, Kathy Acker, Tennessee Williams, Yukio Mishima, David Foster Wallace, Assata Shakur, Octavia Butler, Jorge Luis Borges, Vladimir Nabokov, William S. Burroughs, a million zines, and, shamefully, George R. R. Martin

Music - Crass, Mykki Blanco, Wooden Wand, Agatha, Limp Wrist, Flipper, DOOM, Brian Eno, 2pac, Wu-Tang Clan, Hellkontroll, Big Boys, Big Freedia, Sharkpact, Neil Young, Dick Binge, Sexy, Sissy Nobby, Jay Abner, Bascom Lamar Lunsford, Harvey Milk, Billie Holiday, Magik Markers, FDB, Stretchheads

Movies - frequently

TV - infrequently

and I really like food, a lot
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
intriguing/sexually attractive people
cool non-human animals
forests/other zones of intense biodiversity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to build a cooler world (this one is pretty dumb)
having fun/enriching sex
joke names (gaye tuchman, charles schartz, pouty lippman, etc.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show, feeling anxious
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My genitals are a complex of bioluminescent tendrils somewhat akin to a sea anemone.
You should message me if
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if we like similar things and/or maybe want to be naked together and/or maybe if you're a sentient cloud. any of the above