But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested. No, I have to go out and have fun at someone else's expense. I drive very slow in the ultra-fastlane, while people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshole.
You must have notice I nicked this text from the lyrics of "I'm an asshole" performed by Dennis Leary (If you don't know the song, you should download it, in a LEGAL way please.) I didn't do this because I have no imagination or something, but that's what I'm all about: funny, ironic and sometimes an asshole (like most men, I suppose)
I am young, awesome, and rock 'n roll