I believe in introspection.
Sometimes the segways in my humor jump a little too far for most people.
I was in the navy but I'm getting better.
I believe pizza is the perfect food.
I like to keep things simple and I generally go with the flow.
I usually go on diatribes about my general malaise with the way our society has developed when I'm drunk. (A lot less malaise if I drink wine.)
I have a penchant for fixing things.
I am hyper attentive which means if I am involved in something, you might have to get in my face for me to hear you.
I am abrasive; even offensive at times.
If you can get past me being abrasive and being a bit of an absurdist, I am the kind of person who will drop everything at a moment's notice for you. I would rather have just a couple really close friends than a bunch of acquaintances.