When I'm bored, I write the word "pizza" over and over, and draw icosahedra. Although I haven't been bored with in a long time. Alas, work. Why are you so interesting, yet time-consuming?
Amongst my friends, I am associated with bacon. There used to be more things, but it's pretty much been distilled down to my gluttony, which goes very well with the fat jokes that I get.
The photos on this profile are completely outdated - I'll update them at some point.
I'm seeing a wonderful man right now, but I'm always interested in making new friends and finding people to participate in occult blood rituals with. It's ok, we make sure to use sterilized equipment.
I am hello cthulhu-esque, friendly, and pudding-like