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mogster11

28 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Korean (Poorly)

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My self-summary
You like board games?
I like board games!
LET'S PLAY BOARD GAMES!!

When I'm bored, I write the word "pizza" over and over, and draw icosahedra. Although I haven't been bored with in a long time. Alas, work. Why are you so interesting, yet time-consuming?

Amongst my friends, I am associated with bacon. There used to be more things, but it's pretty much been distilled down to my gluttony, which goes very well with the fat jokes that I get.

The photos on this profile are completely outdated - I'll update them at some point.

I'm seeing a wonderful man right now, but I'm always interested in making new friends and finding people to participate in occult blood rituals with. It's ok, we make sure to use sterilized equipment.

I am hello cthulhu-esque, friendly, and pudding-like
What I’m doing with my life
Moving. Being a vagrant, apparently.
I’m really good at
Tetris Attack, virtually any beat/rhythm game, baking white cake, and making jokes about my enormous penis. Seriously, it's massive.
...Those jokes would be more impressive if they were my own. But Bob BarkerH^H^H^H^H^H^H^Drew Carey did such a good job with them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I walk funny. And I laugh really loudly. I'm short. I'm generally the social liability, up until I'm in a bar, club, or party, and then I'm a lot of fun to be around. Context.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(Books) Terry Pratchett's Discworld books and other novels and various manga. Mostly late 80s/early 90s manga, including Maison Ikkoku. The Giving Tree.
If you care, my favorite Discworld characters are Susan, then Vimes. Third place goes to Agnes, or Nanny, or maybe Twoflower. I can say that I really just don't care for Rincewind anymore.

(Movies) Kiki's Delivery Service, The Rescuers, Hook, Galaxy Quest

(Music) Most j-pop, classical music, 80's, but smatterings of lots of other things, from metal to pop to 90s alternative.

(Food) Cheesecake. And lots of other things. There are some things I don't like. But fewer than before. I digress. I also like fruit and vegetables (I never thought the day would come), heated dead animal flesh, and desserts.

(And TV, because I like some TV shows a lot) Arrested Development, Sailor Moon, Oruchuban Ebichu, Futurama. I've recently watched a few really good anime, including Puella Magi Magica Madoka and Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae wo Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai. Amazing, both of them.
The six things I could never do without
Friends. Eliza, Ehow, Joe, John, and Rosa. In no particular order.
That's only five.
...
...Bacon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Butter.
Once you watch this, you'll understand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCtM95_Ftjo

For a while, it was boats. You can probably guess where that came from.

I didn't realize you could see Graham Chapman's peen in Life of Brian. Yesssssss.
On a typical Friday night I am
Stuffing my face. After that, it's up in the air - I like clubs, bars, movies, games, tv get togethers, board game get togethers, parties, and all that, but often I can't be bothered to get off the couch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Whenever I see a baby, the first thing that pops into my mind is OM NOM NOM NOM.
...Then I start thinking about veal.

...This hasn't really changed in the past 4 years. Make that 6.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you want to. Please, I invite you.

I used to be more about trying to attract people to my profile, but I've decided, damn the torpedoes, I'm just gonna message people whenever I feel like it. It's the humongous testicles; they go with my enormous penis.

Then again, I might not make a lot of friends that way. Then I think, man, I have enough friends to deal with, honestly. Although the chance of finding some really awesome person to hang out with makes the search worth it. I guess.

Also, I'm up for hanging out with people who like party games, board games, dinner parties, and just general good times.