I'm a Carlton Football Club supporter who has been losing hair and
sleep since we last won the flag in 1995. I'm a good father to my
children. I'm a loyal friend to those who deserve it. I try not to
take myself or life too seriously. I'm a Virgin when it comes to
this online dating caper. So to you naughty naughty women out there
who just want to take advantage of me..please be gentle. Remember
its not how hard you make it..but how you make it hard. The most
inspiring words I was ever told by a hooker. I'm self employed and
work from home. My P.C is my office and it's never closed except on
extraordinary holidays. They are quite sporadic and very
spontaneous so if you notice I'm not online, then I'm on holidays,
trying to get laid or drunk or both. Or I'm off chasing the fat
mailman who's just ridden past my mailbox,without stopping, on his
very slow Lambretta Stepthru. I know why dogs enjoy chasing and
biting the mailman so much.They are evil bastards from another
planet and they thoroughly deserve it. If my mailman is reading
this then he's not only a thieving bastard but a pillow- biter to
boot, and if I ever catch you..grrrrrrrrrrr. As for what else I'm
up to ...well you'll just have to make an effort to find out. I may
be a Virgin but I'm certainly not easy.
I am Spontaneous, Competitive, and Outgoing
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to come up with a really good answer to my grandmother's
constant question " What are you doing with your life ".
I’m really good at
Avoiding answering really stupid questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a weido and they are looking for ways to avoid me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Chronicals of Thomas Covenant by Stephen Donaldson. Anything
written by Robert Silverberg, my favourite being Nightwings. All of
J.R.R.Tolkein's work. Banjo Patterson, who described the Aussie
psyche and outback better than any other writer before or since. As
for music, my tastes lean to Progressive Rock. I hate disco,rap and
hip-hop...( there's the generation gap at work ) I like a lot of
today's Alternative music..my current favourites are Midlake,
Brookville, Luna, Banco de Gaia, Enigma, Afro Celt Sound System and
many others in that genre. Movies...All time favourites would be
Alien, Aliens. Tarantino movies such as Kill Bill 1 & 2. I
loved Million Dollar Baby by Clint Eastwood and I think Hillary
Swank thoroughly deserved her oscar for her role in it. Oh...and
the all time scare the shit outa ya movies, 28 Days Later and 28
Weeks Later. I'm a sucker for old Three Stooges Movies and also The
Bob Hope/ Bing Crosby Road movies. Food.....Hate fast food or
processed food. Love anything fresh and best if cooked by someone
with imagination who loves what they're doing. Sorry girls but men
make the best chefs.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen Sex Food Sex Music Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What on earth I really should be thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unwinding from a stressful week of naval-gazing. Thinking of new
ways to catch my mailman stealing my mail.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I left the top off the toothpaste and blamed it on my flatmate.
Sorry mate, but it was either you or the cat, and the cat only had
You should message me if
Your house is on fire and you think I look like a fireman. Or you
have a new or unusual way of cooking fish.