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27 M Berkeley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:20pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I decided to rewrite some of this since my original text makes me come off as somewhat pretentious and not really that nice.
So far I have lost a lot of money on drugs, but I have lost more money lending books to friends. I work in a kitchen, which means I curse a lot, hang out with jocks who make fun of how nerdy I am, and can drink many beers in a row. I now also work in the wine industry which despite it being a slimy amoral world, obsessed with a closed set of fundamentally useless knowledge and plagued with elitism does in fact have some negative parts. I grew up in oakland and as a result I am always conscious about things that may get stolen. Sometimes books put me into the same state that people get into on cocaine, where I blow off my friends because I just want to read one more chapter, and one more and one more, and this will go on for hours. Funny is the most important quality in friends. I am always surprised by how much of an impression visual art makes on me, Agnes Martin broke my heart a little bit. I used to go to boxing classes many hours a week and it left me with a certain jumpy anxiety that someone was going to hit me and make math way harder for the rest of my life. I try and take photographs as much as I can, right now I am really into portraits, which is some total photo 1 shit, but whatever I didn't go to art school I'm figuring out all this cliche stuff on my own. I don't really scar, but this is boring, I only wrote it down because staring at my face I realized there's no way to tell I broke my nose and reset it in a warehouse bathroom; I feel a little cheated that's all. I've spent the last few months teaching myself guitar from the hours of 1AM to 4AM. This should reveal two things 1. I am not very good 2. I am not a morning person. I am honestly about 9 years old inside and cynical as hell.
I am totally jawesome, hungry, and vaguely neurotic.

Note to those interested: Recently I have been spending more time involved in political/literary projects. As a result I'm busier and not always that fun for people whom literary/political things are boring.
What I’m doing with my life
I am trying as hard as I can to become Henry Miller.
also I collaborate on this:
I’m really good at
using enamel paints to change the things around me.drunkenly burning myself with scalding hot oil.
The first things people usually notice about me
"I can't hear you over your personality, it's too loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Roberto Bolano, Dennis Cooper, Slavoj Zizek, Faulkner, James Crumley, Haruki Murakami, Pynchon, Books about mexican wrestling; John Dolan is the greatest living poet/essayist; David Graeber is writing the most interesting theory currently available.

Chinatown, Antoine Doinel series, predator, Desperate Living

Beirut, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Magnetic fields, Animal Collective, Lil' Wayne, Ghostface Killah, Destroyer, Television, New York Dolls, Warren Zevon

Coffee is without a doubt the most important meal of the day. This may contribute to my forgetfulness of other less important meals.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Most of the time: Bubble tea, cigarettes, and how funny it is that
goats eat tin cans

After the most minimal amount of marijuana: Dialectical Materialism
and ice cream
On a typical Friday night I am
At work. Possibly out for a very late drink with friends afterwards.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to:
-go to a museum
-teach me how to play tennis