When I answer okcupid questions about a hypothetical partner, I feel like I have two answers a lot of the time. One answer for an ideal partner A, with whom I would be quite involved and would adore, and another answer for a partner B, that I would find attractive and have a nice time with semi-regularly, until we got bored of each other. Partner A I would want to have strong knees so that our offspring would be able to run long distances (if he/she were so inclined) and not walk around wincing with a cane at old age. Partner B, I don't care if she smokes because I won't be around when she gets lung cancer, just keep it out of my face and have a mint if you're going to kiss me. Partner A would be on the vegetarian side of the spectrum; I would see myself picking fights if she were into hunting and I would lecture her if she killed house spiders. Partner B probably wont be able to make me jealous and doesn't have to call me everyday. Partner A could get away with not showering and shaving regularly, as I would like the way she smelled. Partner B would laugh at my jokes, while partner A had better be able to make me laugh some of the time. The thing is it seems like the questions are targeting Partner A, even though I end up spending more time with Bs.
comics (drawing, not reading)
t shirts (designing, wearing)
not good at: remembering birthdays, making dental appointments, doing the normal things in social situations.
movies: A Fish Called Wanda, 3 Fugitives, The Graduate, Evil Dead 2, Fantastic Planet, Dark Crystal, The People VS Larry Flynt. I will watch pretty much any movie that is not black and white. Although I thought Magnolia was very boring and walked out. People said oh its amazing, but I thought it was a bunch of basic psychology that was super drawn out; i dint even get to the frogs part.
tv - reverse chronologically: Rick and Morty, American Dad, Walking Dead, True Blood, Dexter, CSI Las Vegas, Flight of the Conchords, Sealab, Simpsons, star trek, Cheers.
music: Them Crooked Vultures, Nirvana, Depeche Mode, Failure, Mars Volta, Autolux, Abandoned Pools, Band of Skulls...
Food: I don't pay people to enslave or kill animals, but I will eat their delicious carcasses if they are left to waste. People ask me if I'm vegetarian or vegan, I say "no, I'm a scavenger". I think its like being freegan but just because I haven't paid for something, doesn't mean some else didn't. I'm not religious about it though.
Someone messaged me thinking my screen name had something to do with Mokiki from the SNL sketch. It doesn't. I had never heard of it before then. Mokikan is a D&D NPC I made up. (You might have to look up NPC), (hopefully you don't have to look up D&D).