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  • Ages 22-34
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Last online
Nov 20
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
My self-summary
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I always carry a pen and some guitar picks in my pocket.

Native New Yorker, moved to Boston a few months ago. I love baseball, punk rock, barbecuing, beer, the beach, and lots of other things that don't start with "B".
What I’m doing with my life
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- Playing in a punk band and writing music.

- Working as an IT tech for a VFX house. Computer nerrrrrd.

- Going to shows. Coming up: Banner Pilot, Iron Chic, and the Lillingtons.

- Home-brewing. Yes, I can make you beer.

- Growing a ghost pepper plant. I hope they grow into delicious overwhelming spiciness.
I’m really good at
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Searching YouTube for live punk videos.

Designing custom bachelor party t-shirts for my friends. As Photoshop was intended to be used.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I talk a lot. A LOT.

And that I try to make everything into a joke. Sometime I succeed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything by Chuck Pahlaniuk (Fight Club is my favorite), Bret Easton Ellis, Stephen King, Richard Matheson, etc. I'll pretty much read anything you hand me though.

Movies: Fight Club & the Friday the 13th series (yeah, I'm the worst film major ever). I love ANYTHING horror, good, bad, it doesn't matter. I bought this, so yeah, I'm a giant horror nerd. That said, I'll watch most things--comedy, action, drama, whatever.

TV Shows: Community, The Venture Brothers, Family Guy, South Park, Archer, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Childrens Hospital, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, True Blood, American Dad, MST3K, Workaholics, Parks & Rec.

Music: Favorite bands are Green Day, Screeching Weasel, Rancid, Brand New, Alkaline Trio, and The Ramones. I like mostly punk, but I also have a special place in my heart for Brooklyn rap (Biggie and Jay Z), some metal, and 80's and 90's stuff.

(According to Spotify, my top 4 bands of last month were: Teenage Bottlerocket, The Dopamines, Masked Intruder, and The Ramones. So that'll give you an idea.)

Food: PIZZA. Lots of stuff--the weirder, the better. Right now, I'm pretty obsessed with the ghost pepper. The only thing I really can't stand are onions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my guitars and my bass
- music
- baseball
- The Venture Brothers
- pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
is it summer yet?

No, but seriously, is it summer yet?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
saving the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I thought "Pitch Perfect" was pretty good.
You should message me if
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you want to play Ramones songs with me.

Or if you want to go to punk shows.

Or if you just do. I like to keep my days busy and my weekends busier--but things are always more fun with another person.