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mollykow

31 F Craig, CO

My Details

Last Online
Jan 27, 2010
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The best self summary I can give is simply this: I'm random. I can be peaches and cream one minute (though my friends would argue) and threatening physical harm the next. Rarely do I follow through on my threats, as to me it's more a show of affection. I'm also weird. I enjoy sarcasm and see witty banter as a great past time. I find most things amusing and enjoy laughing as much as possible. I like mental challenges and never back down from anything.
I had a beautiful girl child about a year ago. This does make getting out a little precarious, but I take great pains to do this as often as possible. However, I recently moved back to my home town to find out I don't know anyone anymore! So, I'm looking to make new friends and get out of the house. Whatever else comes up, that's great!

I am askew, sneaky, and squirrely
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My life as I know it is more like a spontaneous concoction of haphazard events. Anything else would be mind numbingly boring. More recently I've been doing part-time work making LED lights and stuff. It's really nifty in a totally nerdy kind of way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have a sharp tongue and quick mind. I write well and speak well. I'm great at bullshitting. I can waste an entire day using only a fishing pole, worms and a 12-pack of beer.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe that the words coming out of my mouth are never expected. If they're not paying attention to my words it's because my boobs got in the way again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(B)The Child I Never Was, Suicide Kings, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, Frailty, Perfume, Breach, Grandma's Boy, Super Troopers, My Fair Lady, Over The Hedge, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Jerk, Night at the Roxbury, Super Star, Boondock Saints is my favorite movie though.

(a)Mystery and court room suspense. (Yup, I'm a dork) Oh, and anything with lots of history mixed in is awesome. I've also been trying to brush up more on the classics. The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoevsky; Kurt Vonnegut- Deadeye Dick, The Sirens of Titan, Cat's Cradle, Bagombo Snuff Box, Galapagos, Slaughterhouse-five; The World According to Garp by John Irving; Neil Gaiman - American Gods, Good Omens, Smoke and Mirrors, Neverwhere; Sex, Drugs and Cocopuffs; On Killing

(d) I'm a baker, so I've definitely got a sweet tooth. Pecan pie, baklava, pumpkin bread. I like chinese food and italian alot too.

(c) As far as music I listen to just about everything. About the only thing I don't listen to is techno, and I even like small amounts of that. The only specific band I can think of is The Dresden Dolls. They're just too awesome for words. I lied, I can think of others: Jethro Tull, Neil Young, CCR, John Prine, Jonathon Edwards, Asylum Street Spankers, Jim Croce, James Taylor, Blondie, Harvey Danger, Violent Femmes, Lou Reed, The Ramones, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murpheys, Soul Coughing, Ween, Divynls, Modest Mouse, Clutch, Rage Against, Pogues, Anti-flag, American Hi-fi, Asylum Street Spankers, The Street Kings, Electric Six, Radiohead, Guttermouth, David Bowie, Queen, Meatloaf, Transiberian Orchestra, Ben Folds, Jason Mraz, Chris Cox
And all sorts of underground/local music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is kind of a tricky question. Taken literally the list would be much shorter than six. So, PREFERABLY the six things I wouldn't much care to go without would be as follows: My sprog (kid); good, strong coffee; the endless researching capabilities of the Internet; the means to leave town as often as possible; sunscreen (I burn easily); Rosemary & Olive Oil Triscuits.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that have the potential to amuse me. With so many options I really have to keep my eyes sharp for the moments that will bring my amusement to it's fullest potential. Oh, and when I'm going to get a nap.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Changing diapers and wishing I had somewhere to go, talking with friends on the phone, watching movies, reading history books (My current hobby).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sit up at night, when I'm alone. When I do this I fantasize, I fantasize about taking Sponge Bob and tearing him to itty-bitty shreds and then feeding them to my neighbors' cats.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind talking to a complete smart ass. It helps if you fight back. ;)