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lol_buttz OkStaff

27 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
From Omaha by way of Austin.

Really, I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.
What I’m doing with my life
Engineering some software for this lovely site. I promise that any interaction I have with you will not be work-related.

My hobbies include guitar playing, biking, reading, listening to music, drinking tea/coffee/wine/whiskey, but usually not at the same time.
I’m really good at
Putting my thing down, flipping it, and reversing it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: My favorites are probably The Picture of Dorian Gray and Catch 22. I'm currently reading Infinite Jest.

Movies: I'm really bad at movies. My favorite is probably Office Space, and I enjoy anything Mel Brooks (especially Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, and History of the World (Pt. I)).

TV: Archer is probably my favorite show on TV right now. I recently went through House of Cards, and other favorites are Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Bob's Burgers, Modern Family, Arrested Development, Louie, Scrubs, and Workaholics.

Music: The short list is The Lemonheads, Archers of Loaf, Eels, Replacements/Paul Westerberg, The Wrens, Guided by Voices, Pavement, Wu Tang. Last.fm here

Food: I love sushi and have a weakness for any kind of Asian cuisine (Indian included), but I'll eat just about anything, really. With the exception of Sauvignon Blanc, I have yet to find any type of food that I don't enjoy at least part of the time. I'm trying to get better at cooking, but that is a slow, slow endeavor.
The six things I could never do without
The Internet.
My guitar (a Rickenbacker 360)
Red wine.
A laptop.
My iPod/music collection.
My bike.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How my life needs more Maru in it.

Why people in this city are incapable of walking quickly and in a straight line.

Naps.

Awesome YouTube videos
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I hear someone say "chicken pot pie," I get excited three times.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're smart, funny, and sweet. If you've generally got things figured out and you're happy with your life.