I can't take this site seriously, so I guess rather than talking about the things I like (like, say, camping, hiking, movie marathons, baseball, football, writing, and long road trips), I'll mock this section and pretend I'm better than it.
I was raised by a hippie and a former stand-up comic, so I'm not sure I ever even had the potential to be normal.
My dad called a little while back and asked me "Did you tell your [11 year old] sister that Taylor Swift is worse than 9/11?" I think what was worse wasn't that I said it, but that I didn't even remember if I did.
11/4/14 Edit: Bearded face model temporarily not in stock. Please check back soon.