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28 Sierra Madre, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:08pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Y'all don't know what it's like being male, middle class, and white.

I can't take this site seriously, so I guess rather than talking about the things I like (like, say, camping, hiking, movie marathons, baseball, football, writing, and long road trips), I'll mock this section and pretend I'm better than it.

I was raised by a hippie and a former stand-up comic, so I'm not sure I ever even had the potential to be normal.

My dad called a little while back and asked me "Did you tell your [11 year old] sister that Taylor Swift is worse than 9/11?" I think what was worse wasn't that I said it, but that I didn't even remember if I did.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When I was 15, I came to realize no one pays you to be an ass, so I went to college and at least became a smart ass instead. And then I got a job in TV production because apparently I have no compunction about being a Los Angeles cliche for a living.

I write a lot in my spare time. We should get together so I can talk all about it for two hours until you order your dinner to-go.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Finding a way to blame all of my personal shortcomings on having a black president.
-Watching Law and Order marathons to make up for the fact I couldn't afford law school.
-Beating my 9yr old half-brother in 1-on-1 basketball. Kid can't shoot for shit.
-Senseless trivia. If you've got a thing for guys who can win gift cards at crappy pubs, I'm a panty-dropper.
-Most anything baseball related
-Recognizing a 15 year old Simpsons reference. But not a 14 year old one, because that's when it sucked.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like about 50 different famous white guys, none of whom look alike. This list is ridiculous, and full of names that are both complimentary and insulting. And none of them are accurate. Go ahead and try to name (a legitimate) one that I haven't heard.

Probably that I'm not smiling. But it's mainly my co-workers who tell me that, and it's mainly because of them that I'm not smiling. I give them a menacing stare.

That I am the pinnacle of bland hetero-normative fashion. I rock a T-shirt and jeans like I invented the shit.

"Sir, you're causing a scene."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Top 6s:

Books: Catch-22, Mysterious Stranger, Huck Finn, The Great Gatsby, The Stranger, Devil in the White City

Movies: Dr. Strangelove, Office Space, Ghostbusters, Fargo, There Will Be Blood, Pulp Fiction

Shows: The Wire, True Detective, Breaking Bad, South Park, Mad Men, Old 'Simpsons'

Musicians: LCD Soundsystem, Beastie Boys, The Rolling Stones, Arcade Fire, Girl Talk, The Replacements

And then a bunch of other bands you've never heard of before and/or that I heard before you, so why bother even stating them? *pushes up glasses and rolls eyes*
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wild gesticulation
Run-on sentences
Gross generalizations
Meaningless lists
An ipod ipod touch iphone iphone 3G iphone 3GS iphone 4 ipad iphone 4s ipad 2 iphone 5 iphone 5C IPHONE 5S iPHONE 6iPHONE 6 plus!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the person who first said "shoot for the moon, because even if you fall short, you'll end up amongst the stars" had a really fucking awful grasp on astronomy.

How all of the most ambitious people I know are also the least talented people I know.

What those two boy scouts in Central Park were about to find in the bushes on Law and Order before my Neftlix stream froze. I'll never know.

Why my oscillating fan only wants to hang out with me like 1/4th of the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with all the dudes who send you the awful, perverted messages, to thank them for making me look good by comparison.

See also: baseball games, movie theaters, pub trivia/drinks, relaxing at home, finding new restaurants, and other WhitePeopleStuff™.

Or Netflix. Because Netflix doesn't judge me for spending $9.50 on "White House Down" like the uppity lady at the box office window.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a fear of flying, and I usually spend about the week before every flight I take obsessively reading Wikipedia articles about plane crashes because that's healthy behavior.

So yeah, I might be a fucking moron. Are you interested in dating a moron?

I know all the words to Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn." Let's rock that shit.
You should message me if
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You read my profile and said "fuck it, he's got an income, and I've got five good years left, tops."

You enjoy this as much as I do (which is quite a lot):

You don't care that when/if we're together, I tell my parents that we met in a prison pen pal writing program. Less embarrassing for both of us that way.

You don't give a fuck which Disney Princess you are according to Buzzfeed.