I can't take this site seriously, so I guess rather than talking about the things I like (like, say, camping, hiking, movie marathons, baseball, football, writing, and long road trips), I'll just pretend I'm "above" looking for dates on the internet, and treat this like another joke. Which it is.
I was raised by a hippie and a former stand-up comic. I never had a chance.
My dad called a little while back and asked me "Did you tell your [11 year old] sister that Taylor Swift is worse than 9/11?" No comment.