I was raised by a hippie and a former stand-up comic who predictably grew to hate each other, so I'm probably a little broken, and now I'm on here. But you're on here, too, so that's a start.
I can't take this site seriously, so I guess rather than talking about the things I like (like, say, camping, hiking, movie marathons, baseball, football, writing, and long road trips), I'll just pretend I'm "above" looking for dates on the internet, and treat this like another joke. Which it is.
Whenever I take one of those "which _____________ character are you quizzes?" I just get whoever the crotchety old white guy is in that show/movie.
My dad called a little while back and asked me "Did you tell your [11 year old] sister that Taylor Swift is worse than 9/11?" No comment.