Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Cheese is good. Elves are better. Random spastic twitches
are the best.
What do the double brackets do? oh I am so interested. Real info:
So athist it hurts. (not me, though) Do not buy the god/satan line
at all. Did buy god/ween/satan, though, And recommend it, it has el
camino, and the tick. Also a nasty Vegetarian. I know what quinoa
is, how to say it, and how to cook it. Love to cook/bake, am an
avid knitter/crocheter. Can and will make scarves on command. Just
made myself a pair of fingerless gloves.
P.S One of those three Adjectives not only isn't an adjective, but
it's not really descriptive of me either.
I am delitescent, meridional, and ostiolar
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am not finding anything better to do then make up non-senseical
funk to entertain my many minions. Enjoying myself. Not working for
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, Avioding conflicts, I used to be really good at rolling my
own cigarettes, but I quit, so there's that. I can drive well, But,
I am that person you hate to be behind, because if you ride my ass,
I'm gonna slow down. Mostly I have a lead foot, but, dammit, I
freaking hate that. Good at amusing my friends, cheering up sad
folks and getting tattooed.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My magical ability to fly. My large and lovely tattoos. My clinging
Lap monkey. My inherent bitchiness. My really long fingers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A) Tom Robbins. Charles de Lint. David Sedaris. Christopher Moore.
Yeah these are authors, but I havn't read a dud by any of them yet.
B) Princess bride, the kill bills, any tim burton flick, espcially
mixed with johnny depp. I Like movies with subtitles too. (nerd)
Not into horror movies, there is too much real scary stuff going on
at any given time. C) Deadboy and the Elephant Men, Devotchka, I
didn't know til now that i like ol' dirty bastard, and mos def. D)
Indian food. Mexican food. Chinese food. Dessert.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1--Air (medically known as real air or RA) 2--Shoes in the summer,
when going out to hang up laundry, the ground is 8 million degrees.
3--Things I can call Cletus 4--Yarn 5--Man, I am just not a
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Imanginary situations involving my getting fairly injured and how I
would deal with it. Why people in general are no fun anymore, no
one has a sense of humor. If there is a big conspiracy or if I am
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out in the jungle rescuing giraffes from their mortal enemies. Also
found chasing escapees from the flea circus.
You should message me if
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Your house is on fire, I can come with my garden hose, and may get
there before the fire department, depending on what nieghborhood
you live in.
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