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38 Flagstaff, AZ Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28-40
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My details

Last online
Sep 18, 2012
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Has kid(s)
Has dogs
English (Somewhat), Other
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Cheese is good. Elves are better. Random spastic twitches are the best. What do the double brackets do? oh I am so interested. Real info: So athist it hurts. (not me, though) Do not buy the god/satan line at all. Did buy god/ween/satan, though, And recommend it, it has el camino, and the tick. Also a nasty Vegetarian. I know what quinoa is, how to say it, and how to cook it. Love to cook/bake, am an avid knitter/crocheter. Can and will make scarves on command. Just made myself a pair of fingerless gloves.

P.S One of those three Adjectives not only isn't an adjective, but it's not really descriptive of me either.

I am delitescent, meridional, and ostiolar
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am not finding anything better to do then make up non-senseical funk to entertain my many minions. Enjoying myself. Not working for money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, Avioding conflicts, I used to be really good at rolling my own cigarettes, but I quit, so there's that. I can drive well, But, I am that person you hate to be behind, because if you ride my ass, I'm gonna slow down. Mostly I have a lead foot, but, dammit, I freaking hate that. Good at amusing my friends, cheering up sad folks and getting tattooed.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My magical ability to fly. My large and lovely tattoos. My clinging Lap monkey. My inherent bitchiness. My really long fingers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A) Tom Robbins. Charles de Lint. David Sedaris. Christopher Moore. Yeah these are authors, but I havn't read a dud by any of them yet. B) Princess bride, the kill bills, any tim burton flick, espcially mixed with johnny depp. I Like movies with subtitles too. (nerd) Not into horror movies, there is too much real scary stuff going on at any given time. C) Deadboy and the Elephant Men, Devotchka, I didn't know til now that i like ol' dirty bastard, and mos def. D) Indian food. Mexican food. Chinese food. Dessert.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1--Air (medically known as real air or RA) 2--Shoes in the summer, when going out to hang up laundry, the ground is 8 million degrees. 3--Things I can call Cletus 4--Yarn 5--Man, I am just not a material girl.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Imanginary situations involving my getting fairly injured and how I would deal with it. Why people in general are no fun anymore, no one has a sense of humor. If there is a big conspiracy or if I am insane.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out in the jungle rescuing giraffes from their mortal enemies. Also found chasing escapees from the flea circus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I never wear pants.
You should message me if
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Your house is on fire, I can come with my garden hose, and may get there before the fire department, depending on what nieghborhood you live in.