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38 M Alameda, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 21, 2012
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Okay), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
very sarcastic.I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness. god gave men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution?? I sent them to her dad.I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? And maybe I'm a little smarter now than I was before for all the stupid things I've done. I'd go stupid collecting and counting my money. There are a million different ways to woo a women, too bad i don't know any. without me its just aweso..sometimes in my tears I drown but I never let it get me down, so when negativity surrounds I know someday it will all turn around because... All my life I been waiting for I been praying for the people to say That we don't want to fight no more there'll be no war and our children will play one dayy one dayy one dayyyyy!!!!! Animals sense weakness, sharks smell blood in water, ishmeal moses and jobe new the divine order. John Lennon sang for peace and banged for freedom. I didn't have to read the art of war to slay men. Sex with death indulging these women vision my own skeleton burning in eternal fire, broads play with pentagrams in they vagina like the exorcist then they gave birth to my seeds. Butbutbutbut look up at the sky yeah look up in the sky. You thought I was down you thought I was gone you thought I wasn't around while I let you learn just look up at the sky just look up at the sky see I'm everywhere shining down on you. S A F E T Y SAFETY DANCE we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance they're no friends of mine. Everyone every singer in every song. Everyone every lover who's lovers gone. Its a soothing delight and its moving my life. I don't want to go to sleep tonight cause I don't think ill survive without symphony number five. God gave mw style and gave me grace god put a smile upon my face. Everyday a star is born clap for them. This is our decision to live fast and die young, we've got the vision now let's have some fun. Yeah its overwhelming but what else can we do get jobs in offices and wake up every morning confused. Forget about our lovers and our friends we're fated to pretend. And its been a ruin of many a poor boy in god I know I've won. If I meet more than your eye I guess your right. She's just the girl that I lost to cocaine. I am the sun and the air of a shyness that was criminally vulgar, I am the sun and air of nothing in particular. You shut your mouth how can you say I go about things the wrong way, I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does. Can anybody fond me somebody to love. Every morning i dial it cant barely stand oñ my feet. I need a hammer for this alammer, drinks to puke up in the sink. Pills to stop wjats real and trees to counter the disease. Love love love love theres nothing you can do that cant be done, nothing you can sing that cant be sung, nothing you can saj bur you can leaen how to play the game...irá easy. Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time, all you need is love. Love is all you need.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to survive. Trying to find a rooomiee!
I’m really good at
I can do anything better than yooooouuuuuu!!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that a smiley face on your wrist?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
You should message me if
your down for this and that.
you actually want a FRIEND
your perfect ass and amazing rack aren't the only things i can see.
i know its a lot to ask