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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:31pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm no longer a vegetarian, instead, an unrepentant omnivore. I plug things in for a living. I spend quality time with my computer, and my ukulele. I like geeks and misfits, and girls with glasses. I ride a beach cruiser and read comic books. I like weird music,yoga, thrift stores, long pointless drives, video games, whisky, cartoons, and Pickled Daikon. I loved my Atari 2600 but make do with an emulator since moving. I'm hoping that someone will eventually truly appreciate the multitudes of bad haiku that I have been gifting to those lovely ladies on my match list.
What I’m doing with my life
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Audio Visuals, yoga, and playing music as often as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tank-Pong (Combat, atari 2600) and Bad Haiku writing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spend a lot of time not being noticed. My hair can do some amazing things though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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a:To Say Nothing of the Dog, Breakfast of Champions, Perdido Street Station, Burger Wuss, Frek and the Elixir, Lizard Music, Wicked, The Fermata, Holy Fire, The Art of Deception, Blood Music, Of Mice and Men, The Handmaiden's Tale, The men Who Stare at Goats, Son of the Circus, Expiration Date, Zodiac, The Magicians, In A Sunburned Country, The Snarkout Gang and the Avocado of Doom. I read widely if not always well. I can read trash for days and still get something worthwhile, even if it's just my own entertainment

b:Repo man, Donnie Darko, Bad Santa, Logan's Run, Jackie Brown, La Dia De La Bestia, The Seven Samurai, Pacific Rim, The Dark Backward, Akira, Amelie, Waking Life, Three O'Clock High, Sharknado. Even more so than books, I can really immerse myself in bad movies.

c: Adventure Time, Futurama, South Park, Simpsons, Treme, Parks and Rec, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Red Dwarf, Community, Game of Thrones. I'm never home at the same time, so I watch things recorded or downloaded. I'm a sucker for anything animated.

d:The Pixies, Devo, Eugene Chadbourne, Mountain Goats, Foetus, Public Enemy, Full Moon Partisans, Neil Diamond, Johnny Cash, The Cure, Tom Waits, Rube Waddell, Nick Cave, Run DMC, Magnetic Fields, Dead Kennedys, Pidgeon, Wesley Willis, Circle Jerks, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, X, Negativland, Evolution Control Committee, Desmond Dekker, The Eels. I could go on, but generally I like nearly everything, and have irrational dislikes, of just about everything too.

e:Pickles, Pupusas, Circus Peanuts, Rice Porridge with Preserved Egg, Chirashi, salads with almost anything in them, falafel, curry in most forms, squid, kim chi, eggs, potato pancakes, Unagi, burritos, radishes, cheese, cucumbers, gefilte fish, and when I fall off the vegetarian wagon, rare roast beef and sausages.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
caffeine, internet, music, my glasses, a sense of humor, leisure time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the strange interconnected nature of all existence. Also, girls with glasses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have no typical nights. but I bet it involves: alcohol, the internet, and/or audio-visual equipment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am using the internet to meet ladies. I've done okay, all things considered. Still waiting for the one! Are you she? Write me if you think you are!
You should message me if
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You've made it this far without giving up in horror. And if you'd be willing to take the chance that I'm amazing in some way that doesn't fit on this page. You should just message me anyhow. I like getting messages.