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My self-summary
My lady friend and I are looking for another to join us. Come say hi. We have several schools of thought on what we might be interested in. Unfortunately, OKC being the progressive dating machine it is doesn't have an option for this. +1

Who Am I? A very good friend once described me as a medium build chap who you wouldn't want to introduce to your sister.

That's a good strong opener, I like it. Enough beating around the bush, it's all down hill from here.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a real life job and everything.
I’m really good at
Making simple things and simple situations extremely complicated.

Using my impulsiveness to be self destructive.
The first things people usually notice about me
Obviously it is my chiseled jaw, luscious locks, and washboard abs.
The six things I could never do without
Good company.
Jeff Goldblum.
Hot weather.
Intelligent conversation.
Motherfucking pancakes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Unanswerable questions.
How much money somebody would need to stop being weird and start being eccentric.
The odd realisation that I am not actually trendy enough to dress punk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing I do every night. Trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am more afraid of paralysis and alzheimers than I am of death.
You should message me if
You love lamp.
You won't steal my kidney.
You actually managed to survive this literary nightmare.
You want to? Or if we are 85%+ enemies, I do like a good enemy. You monster.