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monkey4bz

28 London, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My lady friend and I are looking for another to join us. Come say hi. We have several schools of thought on what we might be interested in. Unfortunately, OKC being the progressive dating machine it is doesn't have an option for this. +1

Who Am I? A very good friend once described me as a medium build chap who you wouldn't want to introduce to your sister.

That's a good strong opener, I like it. Enough beating around the bush, it's all down hill from here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a real life job and everything.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making simple things and simple situations extremely complicated.

Using my impulsiveness to be self destructive.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Obviously it is my chiseled jaw, luscious locks, and washboard abs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good company.
Jeff Goldblum.
Festivals.
Hot weather.
Intelligent conversation.
Motherfucking pancakes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unanswerable questions.
How much money somebody would need to stop being weird and start being eccentric.
The odd realisation that I am not actually trendy enough to dress punk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing I do every night. Trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am more afraid of paralysis and alzheimers than I am of death.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love lamp.
You won't steal my kidney.
You actually managed to survive this literary nightmare.
You want to? Or if we are 85%+ enemies, I do like a good enemy. You monster.