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monkey4bz

27 M Liskeard, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who Am I? A very good friend once described me as a medium build chap who you wouldn't want to introduce to your sister.

I'm content with making friends and having fun with those who want to, I love introducing people to their first experiences and then watching them develop. My gentlemanly exterior often causes people to underestimate me. Mind you that is a tactic I use to great effect in many aspects of my life.

What am I looking for? Nothing, I am complete. What would attract me? Now, that is a better question. After good company and an awareness of the world around us, would be a woman who is open minded, and enjoys the unexpected. Obviously that is a framework around which reality drapes.

I tend to align myself with quite a few subcultures that appeal to me but like a distracted child in a sweet shop I find myself fluttering between them all attracted by seemingly different things in each of them, if you can figure out a commonality, please let me know (nerd/goth/punk/steam). The best commonality I can agree on is how vibrant and open the people in those cultures are.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I tend to flitter between teams since the current health system is rapidly changing and actually quite volatile. Currently working in a forensic mental health team as an assistant psychologist, trying to get experience for my PhD application.

Beyond that I am just developing an understanding of the merits and perils of having a real life job, along with the extra stress and time spent reading.

This leads to an extreme duality with the time where I am not required to be professional spent doing as many activities as I cram in.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making simple things and simple situations extremely complicated.

Using my impulsiveness to be self destructive.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Obviously it is my chiseled jaw, luscious locks, and washboard abs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Anything by Tom Holt or Terry Pratchett, and of course "Toughen up: The Chuck Norris fitness system". I'm really not as well read as I would like to be, I tend to spend my time going through journals.

Movies:
Well, this could go on. I love the Kevin Smith movies, Judd Apatow's, Old Adam Sandler, Quentin Tarantino's. "Get Over It". The Princess Bride. Easily my favourite form of media.

Music:
Again this could go on, and as much as I hate people that say "anything" I may have to take that road, I don't like repetitive dance/clubland stuff, and am most partial to rock/metal/punk. Although I could also quite happily listen to pure cheese, and often do.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good company.
Jeff Goldblum.
Festivals.
Hot weather.
Intelligent conversation.
I would say my iPod, but that seems so cliché. Besides it has been broken for a good few months and I am still going strong.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unanswerable questions.
If I really am that socially awkward that I am now attempting to meet people via the internet.
How much money somebody would need to stop being weird and start being eccentric.
The odd realisation that I am not actually trendy enough to dress punk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing I do every night. Trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am more afraid of paralysis and alzheimers than I am of death.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You do the festival circuit and want to hang - looking into Download, Sonisphere, Reading, Glasto this year.
You love lamp.
You won't steal my kidney.
You actually managed to survive this literary nightmare.
You want to? Or if we are 85%+ enemies, I do like a good enemy. You monster.