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monkeydojo

24 Canterbury, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 8, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When not writing boring lists about myself on here I can usually be found:
1. Passed out in the gutter
2. Unconsciously singing Weezer

I have stupid hair that grows at the speed of light, hence most of my income being spent on cuts. I can often be found being lazy/drunk, usually when I should be doing something important. I am a bit of a geek and have an obsession with buying stupid hats, just for the occasion that I might be on come dine with me and someone will open my closet.

I am learning to play guitar slowly and poorly, as usually seen by my bleeding stubs instead of fingers.

Do you have a zombie contingency plan?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not much anymore.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at computers and junk and stuff. I usually write a lot more fluently than this, but man was that shit boring to read back. I have an inappropriate sense of humour which has got me into trouble on more than one occasion along with my awful fashion sense.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some people tell me I am quite reserved in nature, but usually this changes after they get to know me a bit and they see me naked (Its a right of passage into friendship, you cant avoid it). Also I sometimes lug around a giant N-Gage phone, its an awesome icebreaker as it is like the size of a cornish pastie and makes calls as well as a roll of carpet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top five list time!
Books:
1. The Dark Tower series by Stephen King
2. Discworld novels, specifically either Mort or Feet of Clay, written by Terry Pratchet
3. Any of the Harry Potter books (I put on my robe and wizards hat...)
4. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
5. V for Vendetta

Movies:
1. Dr. Strangelove, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
2. Shaun of the Dead
3. Office Space
4. Casshern
5. Let The Right One In

Music:
1. Pixies
2. Weezer
3. Modest Mouse
4. Devo
5. They Might Be Giants
6. The Aquabats
7. Cypress Hill
8. Wu-Tang Clan
9. System of a Down
10. Dillinger Escape Plan
11. Belle & Sebastian

Food:
1. Noodles/Stir fry with meat dishes
2. Tacos
3. Burritoes
4. Nachos
5. A good toasted sandwich
(3 Are similar Mexican dishes but so what?)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Time travel
2. Caffeine, It's a horrible thing, but it has me on its hook!
3. My TV
4. My trousers, token comedy point.
5. My guitar, I can't play it yet, but it cost me enough so it's staying.
6. My extravagant selection of teas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Occasionally buying a lottery ticket and who I would have killed if I won. Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Why okcupid only gives me recommendations for people from Massachusetts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When I am not working in my soulsucking job I would probably either be at home being sad, round a friends house or maybe if I feel like being horribly drunk I would be out in the town being a little bit crazy.

It was this or be pretentious and put, "Fun is such a bourgeois concept."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am English but I hate roast dinner.

Also I play silly vidya games that I don't usually tell people about, online ones that cause natural light to burn my skin after playing them in the dark for so long.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
There is no if, message me! Dooo eeet!

Or if you can sing the pokemon theme song/pokerap!

Looking for fun people around either Canterbury or Guildford or even further away if you want to talk!