Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When not writing boring lists about myself on here I can usually be
1. Passed out in the gutter
2. Unconsciously singing Weezer
I have stupid hair that grows at the speed of light, hence most of
my income being spent on cuts. I can often be found being
lazy/drunk, usually when I should be doing something important. I
am a bit of a geek and have an obsession with buying stupid hats,
just for the occasion that I might be on come dine with me and
someone will open my closet.
I am learning to play guitar slowly and poorly, as usually seen by
my bleeding stubs instead of fingers.
Do you have a zombie contingency plan?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at computers and junk and stuff. I usually write a lot
more fluently than this, but man was that shit boring to read back.
I have an inappropriate sense of humour which has got me into
trouble on more than one occasion along with my awful fashion
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some people tell me I am quite reserved in nature, but usually this
changes after they get to know me a bit and they see me naked (Its
a right of passage into friendship, you cant avoid it). Also I
sometimes lug around a giant N-Gage phone, its an awesome
icebreaker as it is like the size of a cornish pastie and makes
calls as well as a roll of carpet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top five list time!
1. The Dark
series by Stephen King
novels, specifically either Mort or Feet of Clay, written by
3. Any of the Harry Potter
books (I put on my
robe and wizards hat...)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
5. V for
Dr. Strangelove, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The
2. Shaun of
The Right One In
Might Be Giants
9. System of
10. Dillinger Escape
11. Belle &
1. Noodles/Stir fry with meat dishes
5. A good toasted sandwich
(3 Are similar Mexican dishes but so what?)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Time travel
2. Caffeine, It's a horrible thing, but it has me on its
3. My TV
4. My trousers, token comedy point.
5. My guitar, I can't play it yet, but it cost me enough so it's
6. My extravagant selection of teas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Occasionally buying a lottery ticket and who I would have killed if
I won. Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Why okcupid only gives me recommendations for people from
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When I am not working in my soulsucking job I would probably either
be at home being sad, round a friends house or maybe if I feel like
being horribly drunk I would be out in the town being a little bit
It was this or be pretentious and put, "Fun is such a bourgeois
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am English but I hate roast dinner.
Also I play silly vidya games that I don't usually tell people
about, online ones that cause natural light to burn my skin after
playing them in the dark for so long.
You should message me if
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There is no if, message me! Dooo eeet!
Or if you can sing the pokemon theme song/pokerap!
Looking for fun people around either Canterbury or Guildford or
even further away if you want to talk!
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