1. Passed out in the gutter
2. Unconsciously singing Weezer
I have stupid hair that grows at the speed of light, hence most of my income being spent on cuts. I can often be found being lazy/drunk, usually when I should be doing something important. I am a bit of a geek and have an obsession with buying stupid hats, just for the occasion that I might be on come dine with me and someone will open my closet.
I am learning to play guitar slowly and poorly, as usually seen by my bleeding stubs instead of fingers.
Do you have a zombie contingency plan?