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monkeyknifefigh

39 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Irish

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My self-summary
Screen printer of paper and textiles. Letterpress. Wannabe luddite. Amateur woodworker. Situationist Internationale. Collector of vinyl records. Fixer of record players. Mid century Modern. Wouldn't mind living in a cabin.

Fluxus
What I’m doing with my life
Designing and making things.
I’m really good at
Making custom stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
My resemblance to Walter Matthau.
The six things I could never do without
Episodes of Charles in charge and the life lessons that come with it.

My worn copy of 101 tasteless jokes.

Pantone color matching system.

Satan.

Velvet.

The comedic stylings of Mel Brooks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
young frankenstein.

Surface design. Wallpaper. Color patterns.

The absurdism of Roland Tupor.

And if I should get a dog. Should I get a dog? I have a backyard. Yeah, I should get a dog. Thanks for helping me work that out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shaking it down at the roller disco trying to win the $500 prize so I can save the local rec center.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're in a Mazzy Star cover band.

You want to barter skill sets. Ex: I could show you how to screen print, you can show me how to do certain types of sewing.

If you could teach me how to re-upholster furniture I would be deeply indebted and offer to cook you many a homemade meal.

You have a clean copy of "from this day on " by Eddie Bo. I've been looking for that for awhile. Help a brother out.