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monkeyman9

34 M Milwaukee, WI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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If I could sum myself up in one word....I would say "adorkable"

I should be able to get dates just based upon the fact that I have a Brewers Hank Bobblehead...right?

I'm laid back, easy going, drama free, funny, witty, smart, romantic, sweet and affectionate. I think that sums up every guy on here right?

I'm passionate about sports, animals, and good music, and I love being outdoors. I love traveling, and seeing new places. I love getting to zoos, sporting events, and I'm constantly on the hunt for the best burger in America. I have my top 5 in Milwaukee....anything you suggest needs to be added to the list?

In the last couple years I started eating better and exercising more. At one point I had lost 75 pounds, and trying to lose more every day.

My fitness is an ongoing process. In the start of 2012, I pushed myself to do a 5k every month in 2012. I did one each month from January until June. In June, I did a half marathon. The rest of 2012, I did 2 races every month for a total of 19 races in 2012. In 2013, I set a goal for 24 races, and did 31. This year, I've decided to pick my top 10 races, and focus on quality over quantity. That will put me at 60 races over the last 3 years. I'm not all about speed, but I am all about donating to charity, getting exercise, and having a lot of fun while doing it.
What I’m doing with my life
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I do software support for a computer based telephony solution. It sounds really technical, but I promise I'm not as nerdy as I come off. I really love the job, and moreso love the hours. I'm almost at that whole spot where I work 9ish to 5ish, and only Monday through Friday.

I also volunteer with the Milwaukee Admirals hockey team as lead statistician. I also sometimes get to work in the penalty box, or as the goal judge, or run the scoreboard. It's a great, fun way for me to still be connected to the game I played and loved for 14 years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at making people smile, no matter the situation. My sense of humor is often sarcastic, sometimes immature, and sometimes crosses lines it shouldn't. I've been also known to make women feel beautiful, appreciated, and respected. I'm also really good at being laid back and drama free. I like to keep an open line of communication in any friendship or relationship. I think communication is the most important thing in any relationship.

I have a wicked obsession with Mini Golf. I will not go easy on you, and I will pout like a 4 year old if you start to beat me.

Edit: I am unbeaten in the last 5 years in mini golf matches.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first thing, and sometimes the only thing.....are my bright baby blue eyes. I've had to take my contacts out before, just to prove that they weren't color contacts. If they are just talking to me, and can't see my eyes, they always notice my witty and goofy sense of humor. I'm pretty great at making people laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love comedies, and documentaries. I'm a little more into country music right now, but I like alternative and rock too. I love The Office, Wilfred, Louis, and I watch at least 1 hour of local news a day. I'm also a big fan of Animal Planet, and watch any and all sporting events I can. Some of my favorite musical artists are The Band Perry, Dierks Bentley, Weezer, Ben Folds and Reel Big Fish. I'm a really picky eater, and the more simple the better. I like american food and mexican food, thats about it. Staples of my life are burgers, chimichangas, oranges and bananas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone. It's my lifeline to the outside world. I text A LOT. Its also my primary source for internet at home.

My 2 cats. I kind of kittynapped them when I moved back to Milwaukee from Nashville. They hopped up in my moving truck, so I figured they wanted to go for a ride. They clearly hadn't been fed for awhile, and drank water for about 10 minutes straight, so I feel like I rescued them. Their names are Gnash and Vegas.

Orange Lavaburst Hi-C from Mcdonalds. Its not healthy to drink it in mass quantities, but it's so delicious. I wish it was available other places besides Mcdonalds.

Orangutans. Not gonna lie, an orangutan saved my life. I was in a really bad spot in my life, but the cuteness of a baby orangutan saved my soul.

Hockey. I played hockey for 14 years including a year in college. This season will be my 8th season working with the Milwaukee Admirals. One of my many passions.

Humor. I'm a really goofy guy. Sometimes, even in a shitty situation, you have to just sit back and laugh at how crazy life is sometimes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where my life is heading, and where I can find an awesome tag team partner to join me. I try not to worry too much about the past, because I can't change it. I'm always looking toward the future.

I wonder a lot why people have pictures of their kids on their profile.....If you are in them, thats one thing, but nobody cares what your kids look like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm just learning to enjoy what it's like to have weekends off. In the fall/winter you'll be able to find me at the Bradley Center working Admirals hockey games! I don't go out very much, if at all. I love all the small town festivals in Milwaukee, and the ethnic festivals as well.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Apparently I've been told I'm undatable because I don't have a car. I have my license, just don't feel the need for a car...but thats a big deal to some people, so I'll put it up front.

Side note: I don't think Chuck Norris is awesome, nor are girls who have pics with a fake moustache...that might be a dealbreaker

I'm a little short for my weight.
You should message me if
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You have a passion for life.....especially if you have share my passion for animals, sports, traveling, or 5k races.