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  • Ages 24-35
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My details

Last online
Apr 6, 2013
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Not at all
Other and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Junior scientist with an appetite for distraction seeks hardcore homeboys for endless entertainment.

I'm here to meet friends of all ages and generally cause trouble.

Big fan of funk, writing hip hop and poetry, swimming, yoga, electronic music, drawing cartoons, biochemistry (I got my degree in it!), and some good sweet lovin'! If you're open-minded and a bit of a freak yourself, give me a shout! I can cook, too!

I just finished a big-ass paper on heroin and the interface between the historical roots of addiction stigma, cognitive neuroscience/neuropsychology, and public policy.

I am warm, goofy, and gregarious
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Gosh, I'm laying low as a network engineer and Python programmer. Holding off on chasing big dreams for the moment to build character.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
First and foremost, I'm a people person. I love 'em. It's easy for me to completely adore almost anyone. I really, really love human beings. Dogs, too!
Organic chem - I used to be able to plot some pretty damn good syntheses, back in the day... yoga stuff, swimming, singing, writing rhymes, public speaking, teaching, weird breakdancing balance moves, drawing (charcoal, graphite, conte), making huge messes, and stir frying with a giant friggin' wok cooker.

I love rhyming. I'm really good at it, and it's a really cathartic experience to write it.

I dropped out of the chemistry path for the moment to pursue programming more wholeheartedly. I'm just a newbie, but I've got code runnin' in production at a big search engine company monitoring and diagnosing and notifying other ASNs when BGP sessions go kerplunk on our peering routers. I just started programming three months ago, and it's my first ever program. 1500 lines of python, fully multithreaded, using BigTable, protocol buffers, asynchronous RPCs, callbacks, kerberos, email, regex, and unit testing.

Man, sometimes I love my job! Not planning on staying in it, as I'd rather do somethin' focused on improving conditions for addicts, even if I've chosen to skip the med school path. Life's fun like that!
The first things people usually notice about me
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RED HAIR and the biggest grin this side of the Mississippi! Plus I'm incredibly loud :P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Illuminatus! by R.A. Wilson and Robert Shea <-- this book saved my life!
House of Leaves
Cat's Cradle and other Kurt Vonnegut
Neil Gaiman
Joseph Campbell and any sort of mythology
Comic books!
Clive Barker
Haruki Murakami
Infected Mushroom
Duran Duran
Depeche Mode
Miike Snow
Sub Focus
Hot Chip
Fake Blood
Boards of Canada
Amon Tobin
Massive Attack
Cat's Cradle
Orbital <-- since I was like 11 years old. First cd I ever bought!
Adam F
The Chemical Brothers FOR DAYS.
Gorillaz, dude. Seriously.
Scissor Sisters
OLD Madonna.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Peanut butter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I kinda wanna hug everyone :P
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eh, mostly indoors relaxin', reading comic books and listening to music. Maybe running around outside, too. Maybe dancing. Maybe just cooking with friends. I could be staying up all night writing rhymes, too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have peanut butter in my belly button.
You should message me if
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You want a good laugh.