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monkeynutsami

31 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional"

Awkward, adventurous, bearded geek seeks similar minded lady(preferably without the beard).

Hello, I'm Jonathan.

A little about me. I will try anything once and every year like to try at least one new thing such as trekking through a desert, running an ultra-marathon, learning how to handstand. All the usual stuff really.
When I'm not channelling my inner Ray Mears/Bear Grylls I'm reading, running, crossfitting, karaokeing, dancing like a fool, cooking, eating, exploring, travelling, making inappropriate jokes. Basically a lot of things ending in ing.
What else to add? No idea, but just ask if you want to know more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in student support at a uni and outside of that I'm climbing ropes, lifting heavy things, singing karaoke and planning adventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can wiggle my ears, make maltesers fly (and not just by spitting them out) - and proof of my ability can be found here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POEaOer5fDw
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually what's on my feet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:

Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy
Lord of the Rings
God Delusion
Game of Thrones
Brief History of Time
And any other science-y books - I am major geek and would have loved to have been a physicist, but that didn't work out.

Movies:

Goonies
Stand By Me
Moon
Old school martial arts movies and some new ones
lots of others that I never really remember
Sci-Fi
Basically I'll give anything a whirl

Music:

Blues to folk to rock to punk to classic to this, that and the other.
Food

Cheese
Chinese
My nan's roast dinners
I will try anything once when it comes to food.

TV

Red Dwarf
Big Bang Theory
Firefly
Star Trek
Fawlty Towers
Black Books
IT Crowd

Yes mostly geeky/nerdy shows
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and family

The great outdoors ... I like wide expanses and the silence and epicness that comes with it.

My running shoes - they take me on many adventures

Cheese ... enough said

Computer ... I'm a geek at heart and couldn't do with out this little contraption

Music ... The world without music would be a sad place.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do next. I get bored and decide to try something new like an ultramarathon, go trekking in Utah learning how to survive in the wilderness or learning circus skills.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing stuff - come join me for stuff
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own a muppet
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you're looking for a travel buddy, partner in crime, adventure pal, running mate, fellow goof ball, ninja sidekick, person to give you a piggyback, someone to comment on your snatch (if you crossfit or lift weights then you won't offended by this, hopefully) etc... then I may be your guy.
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