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monkforhire

28 M Succasunna, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey all. I'm a 25yo cook from Northern Nj, and with my work schedule, I find it hard to go out to the usual places and meet people.

My main interests would be cooking (obviously, ha), reading, coffee shops, music - you know, the usual. Very spontaneous and outgoing, I'm always down for something new and/or exciting. My career is very important to me, and as such, I'm future-minded almost to the extreme.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm working at a country club in Florham Park, cooking outstandingly great food for rich old men. If you really must know the specifics, I'm the grillardin there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
more things you'll ever know... unless you meet me. Then such knowledge will be psycho-schematically imbued into your brain.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Oddly enough, my glasses, ha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a voracious reader; It keeps me sane. Recent reads include:
Sun Also Rises - Hemingway
Belly of Paris - Zola
Moby Dick - Melville
Saga of the Volsungs - anonymous
Hard-boiled Wonderland - Murakami

I don't watch much in the ways of tv anymore, ever since that dang ol' moving picture box broke. Definitely not worth the two mules I traded for it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
My knives (for cooking, not killing ha)
Glasses (My eyes are beyond terrible)
Caffeine
the human race
shoe polish
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If our native language shapes the way we perceive the world
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lawyer has advised me not to answer
You should message me if
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you need potent doses of awesome injected into your life